Other Craptions

the townsfolk watched in horror, and slight boredom, as slugzilla inched his way towards the skyscraper..

Due to the writer's strike, apostrophes had nothing to do.

Honestly... Who paints a fence red?

Not pictured: massive golden cock

It was strange that the proof of God's existence came when he lost the paste from his toothbrush into downtown.

With the hair on his neck prickling, John swiveled around in his chair and stared out the window in horror. Somehow, the Turd had found him.

After godzilla's little "accident", no one took him seriously.

Little black building was pissed when he showed up with his half of the mustache grown and other building had completely forgot.

The Asians have succeded in honoring bukkake, golden showers and Godzilla, all in one monument, magnificent!

After consuming 40 magic mushrooms and a few dozen fire flowers, Mario leveled the Koopa Corporation Headquarters in one fell swoop. Unfortunately, he failed to collect enough gold coins to secure a competent defense attorney.

Tired of rumors about asians and small penis's, they decided to counter that rumor showing they have huge sperm...Golden sperm...ladies?

Somebody, somewhere, agreed to pay a lot of money for that.

Godzilla really regretted eating that Mexican neighborhood.

The Golden Cumpass

Here we see the Yamashita building blowing out the candle on its very first birthday cake. Happy Birthday, Yamashita building!

To the dismay of city planners, a billion other sperm were to follow.

The law offices of Tinkle & Cummings,LLC was the easiest to find, and so they always had the best profit margins.

and on the seventh day... god came

Everyone thought that this was going to be an ill-conceived building.

Dammit Dali, I said NO MUSTARD!

Inside, the Gallery of Money Shots was just as pretentious.

After experiments in modernism, post modernism and even neo-classical styles architects were looking for something new. For better or worse Spermism was born.

We'll bronze anything... No seriously, anything...

After Judge Doom succeeded in constructing his freeway, the characters of Toon Town launched a retaliatory strike.

When the aliens did finally make contact no one took them seriously.

"You know, Dave, I didn't think you could fuck-up up a weather vein...but congraduations. Your fired."

Although at the time everyone thought it was great many years later the sculptor admitted that he was 'just taking the piss really'.

Big Building: "Hahahahah...nice ornament douche" Little Building: "Yeah, laugh it up. It's always funny until it happens to you."

After traditional methods failed to eliminate teen pregnancy, officials thought they'd try something more eye-catching.

He took a deep breath and steeled himself for his final step over the edge, opened his eyes and..."what the hell?"... He knew he could not kill himself next to that thing, then nobody would 'understand' his pain.

The new Art Defeco style of architecture.

Had Moses known what other false idols we would eventually worship, he would have probably have let us keep the bloody cow.

Listen Slimer, we love you...but your girlfriend has got to go.

"Parsnip Headquarters. What's the nature of your emergency?"

Some guy on the top floor stuffed the microwave full of yellow peeps and it just won't stop growing.

Although Cloverfield Two opened with a strong box office it was hard to escape the feeling that they were just phoning it in.

The F&C Investment Bank's new toupee wasn't fooling any of the other buildings.

and thus began the construction of the largest abstract snowman ever conceived

The yellow dildo was worrying...but the sight of the rabbit contemplating suicide on top of the third building was damn right heart-breaking....

4th floor: Pens, printers, office supplies Top floor: Shitty, pretentious, self-indulgent art

"Huh-huh-huh.. This oughta wure that wabbit wight where I want him."

NEVER FORGET

Man on 17th floor: Okay, we set up the 7 story fake fireball, now get jerry over here and start screaming. This'll scare the sh*t outta him!!!

Wasn't this in a Tool video once?

9/12

Dude, there's something on your building.

You always have to be different; don't you Gerald.

HAINDOUKEN!!

Voltron defecates where ever the fuck Voltron wants to defecate.