Other Craptions

Dead Man's Chest YAAAARRR!!!

Me: "Well, at least the skull bra was an effective distraction from her penis..."

So... does she have a cup size, or a hat size?

My eyes are down here

Ashes to ashes. Bust to bust.

What are the three of them laughing at?

You see this is what happens when the creators of He-Man take over the Girls-gone-wild franchise

Ashley wasn't ashamed of her dead conjoined sisters.

They literally have tits for brains.

"As we can see class, milk is good for strong bones and teeth."

At least its better than the fat guy in back with a ballon on his head...

Mardi Gras is a great time to find our your breast implants are haunted.

you should see my thong..

We replaced this cheerleaders breasts with skulls. Lets see if she notices.

Some skulls hate Hawaii, but others have fond mammaries of it.

Her plan had backfired. Men still didn't respect her.

At Serial Killer High cheerleader bra stuffing worked a little differently.

Despite most people missing the point, she was the most popular war protestor.

Everything's cooler when it's "of the dead", even sports bras.

...And these are the last two guys who complained that my tits were too small.

A meeting of the not-so-secret Skull and Boners Society.

Two skulls, one cup

Life as the daughter of an over protective necromancer was full of its own unique challenges.

The number of men who flossed went up drastacally after the American Dental Association introduced their controversial mascot.

The Shezilla proudly displays her victims to ward off anyone else who thinks she might want to "bone"

I'm diggin' the whole Hawaiian/ Horticulturist/ Necromancer motif.

Dude, you're exaggerating, she was kind of a bitch, but there's no way your ex had skul-- I'll get the phone book then...

Mindy is the only one she knows that has to take her shirt off at the dentist's.

My eyes are down HERE, mister.

Victoria's secret

Thats the real Dead Mans Chest

She was surprisingly light humored about her recent total mastectomy.

Skull #1: Hey bud, this ain't so bad. Skull #2: Yeah, I thought death would be boring.

How to make babies scream.

She brings new meaning to the term "skull fuck".

Dude, Latvian fertility porn is fucking outstanding.

Somewhere in the crowd, a fanboy's brain just exploded.

Yeah, but can they sing?

While humans search for missing children by putting their faces on milk-boxes, the undead manage to get better results.

I aaaam the Biiiitch of Relationships paaast!

Her cunning plan worked. The police were too hypnotized by her apparel to remember that they were questioning her about her two missing 6 year old children...

In Soviet Russia, breasts bite back!

Ironically, the church had just considered skulduggery to be a sin.

Gloria always did like to show off what she called her "nippers", but to her dismay it never did quite catch on with the guys.

Jack Sparrow's mother truly was a sight to behold.

If Predator was put in charge of Sororiety dress codes.

I loved the sound of the chattering macracas. turns out shannon was just cold.

i never should have sent away for these x-ray glasses.

It's the new Victoria Secret "push 'em up or die tryin'" bra. In stores this Spring!