Other Craptions

I can't think of anything.... humerus! Eh? Eh?

dick cheney's basement.

Archaeologists believe this is a burial mound of the world's first tribe of synchronized swimmers.

They should have just put the lotion on the skin...

"We are so fucked...no amount of feng shui is gonna fix this"

Ever wondered what happens when Chuck Norris walks into an Orphanage?

Is it me, or is this line moving really slow?

Once Martha Stewart began showing great new ways to spruce up your local graveyard people began to wonder if prison really DID have an effect on her.

"So I says, 'Femur? I hardly know her!'"

Pol Pot-tery Barn

Order your Throne of Skulls now! *Some assembly required.

"Jesus Christ Billy! I mean, God, why would you..." "...and here's my R.C. Monster Trucks." "I... umm... that's so awesome. Let's play."

Finally, definitive proof that early humans were nothing more than heads on sticks.

When "Where's Waldo" goes too far.

Pictured: The album cover for fifteen separate Heavy Metal albums from 1984-1989.

It was now apparantly clear. Many of the Predator species have serious OCD issues.

OH MY GOD!! Does anyone else see that loose brick?

It was a brilliant move by the homicide detectives, submitting this photo to Craptions. Now all they had to do was wait for the killer to reveal himself.

Welcome to Target... of the dead!

This is the skull and femur department. Clavicles are two floors up.

Hillary Clinton's closet

and next up on the the serial killers edition of mtv cribs...

I would like to make a joke about mass murder, but I can't. But I would like to point out that this is exactly what I do with my crumpled up Starburst wrappers.

Primitive clock

Only a few more murders and my living room makeover will be finished. I think I'll do the bathroom in penises and toes.

After years of living in disarray, the Rancor deceided to spruce up his dungeon with a tastefull bone centerpiece

In addition to ravaging the countryside and terrorizing peasants across Europe, the Vikings also had a secret knack for interior design.

Crate & Barrel opens a branch in hell.

The Jones Pit. From an obscure movie named Indiana Snake.

People underestimate just how batshit insane Vlad the Impaler truly was.

It turned out the Skull and Bones society was actually pretty uneventful.

... and that, children, is why you don't piss off Rambo

boned

The floor of Rosie O'Donnell's kitchen.

The moshing competition carried on for a lifetime...

... So then GWAR took the stage, and we all started moshing, the dude takes out a flamethrower and we're like ... YES ... this is gonna be fucking AWESOME!

Oh shit, we are so not gonna be able to flush this in time!

Billy always did have strange hobbies, but his mother never said a word for fear of stifling his creativity.

Hey Guys, since we're all down here a while, we should do the Conga!

Pictured: Bottom of Khazakstanian well.

Every skull represents an unfunny joke in Meet The Spartans.

the real Disney World.

When zen gardeners go bad.

unfortunately, spencer tunick's idea of a photo shoot in a dormant volcano didn't turn out quite as expected..

Knowing that they would one day be discovered by archaeologists, the cult members decided to fuck with their heads and die in an elaborate pattern.

This photo proves once and for all: Charles Manson had Obsessive Compulsive Dissorder.

In Cambodia, the IKEA catalogs look a little different than what we're used to.

Orgy at Skeletor's 2Nite! Bring your friends!

A lovely concentric design from the upcoming episode of Queer Eye for the Dead Guy.