Craptions Classics February 22, 2008

Aaaaaaaand.....Jazz Hands!

muttley

Other Craptions

These DEFINITELY aren't the droids we're looking for.

thenunchuk

Hello human creature. SCREEE! I am fellow human creature Stan. SCREEE! May I offer you the sex?

AdjectiveNoun

While everyone fights over the tophat and little tin dog, I like to show up with my own Monopoly Pieces

monsterjavabass

His thetan count must be through the roof...

Morris

In Soviet Russia moth swats you! Seriously. Things very bad here with giant moths after Chernoybl. Please send help.

Lewis

Not only did Mothmor have to suffer the humiliation of being trapped in carbonite, but he was trapped while in the middle of squeezing out a massive shart.

LardLad

Though the ending to "Iron Giant Part 2" was similar to the first, it somehow lacked the same feeling.

NookEMonster

He voted for hilary clinton...

Loorep

I cant believe they made a memorial for paris hilton's disease...

Eynak

Worst. Clown. Ever.

Quellish

.....and that's why R2-D2 doesn't take acid anymore.

Radzilla

All the girls say I'm pretty fly for a ...actually, I'm just pretty fly.

Quellish

"Ok Phil, don't move, there's a little pink dinosaur on your hand" "WHAT!? WHERE!? Get it off me...now!"

cabletv

John Parker wasn't as fortunate as his brother when he got bit by a radioactive butterfly. His greatest ability was tasting food with his feet.

randychico
Choosing to "Like" Cracked has no side effects, so what's the worst that could happen?

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