Other Craptions

These DEFINITELY aren't the droids we're looking for.

Hello human creature. SCREEE! I am fellow human creature Stan. SCREEE! May I offer you the sex?

While everyone fights over the tophat and little tin dog, I like to show up with my own Monopoly Pieces

His thetan count must be through the roof...

In Soviet Russia moth swats you! Seriously. Things very bad here with giant moths after Chernoybl. Please send help.

Not only did Mothmor have to suffer the humiliation of being trapped in carbonite, but he was trapped while in the middle of squeezing out a massive shart.

Though the ending to "Iron Giant Part 2" was similar to the first, it somehow lacked the same feeling.

He voted for hilary clinton...

I cant believe they made a memorial for paris hilton's disease...

Worst. Clown. Ever.

.....and that's why R2-D2 doesn't take acid anymore.

All the girls say I'm pretty fly for a ...actually, I'm just pretty fly.

"Ok Phil, don't move, there's a little pink dinosaur on your hand" "WHAT!? WHERE!? Get it off me...now!"

John Parker wasn't as fortunate as his brother when he got bit by a radioactive butterfly. His greatest ability was tasting food with his feet.

In loving memory of Stan Winkler, and in not-so-loving memory of his decision to host the alien fetus.

Ever done it in a sack of congealed spit dangling from the underside of a gutter?

Around a bonfire in the dead of the night: "They say that before Michael Jackson molests you, you see his real shape and form" "...creepy"

The tulips are a nice touch. They really give the neighbourhood a comfortable feel.

It was just like my mom said would happen. I didn't finish the bottle of penicillin, and then BAM!... superbug.

Sadly, the scarecrow did nothing more than attract Tom Cruise.

Single Bronze Moth-Lizard seeks attractive Goth virgin for short-term companionship and ritual sacrifice. No freaks.

"Hi, I'm from the anime being filmed next door. Can I borrow a cup of crotch?"

He ran for 16 terms, but it's hard to lose when you lay eggs in your opponents and spawn more voters.

Where the fuck did i park the car?

...And so, in honour of MOTU History Month, we dedicate this statue of He-Man character fan favourite: Buzz-Off.

Mothra's gay cousin wasn't quite as intimidating......

He may of enslaved all of humanity and put idols on every corner, but I still liked Zanxor the Horrible over Hillary or Obama.

When will Jeff Goldblum learn?

Just as Anonymous began to think it was winning... XENU ATTACKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JESUS CHRIST IS CTHULHU! GET BACK IN THE CAR!

"I said it was supposed to be a F-I-R-E-M-A-N, not Fly man. There were no Flymen in the Two Towers."

The mascot for the Beijing 2008 Special Olympics was unveiled today. Affectionately named "Flied Lice", this lovable mascot has inspired the hearts and minds of Special Olympians worldwide.

I, for one, would like to welcome our new insect masters.

"swamp thing? ya hi, its tinkerbell. I think we need to talk"

Like most of the males of his species, Gary was a sexless drone, but boy could he garden.

It wasn't a bad neighborhood. Mostly middle class WASPs.

The gaurdians of the doorway to hell also moonlighted as gaurdians of Mrs. Browns flower garden.

It's completely obvious what the Chicken headed Golden Mothman's purpose is..... To show us who the king of eight minute abbs is. Sit-up fanatics bow to your leader

Clive Barker presents: The Wizard of Oz.

Midas...don't trust their touch

My darling, i will caress you till the ends of the earth...

I know what it means when war heroes are pictured on horses, but what does it mean when they're pictured as horrible moth creatures?

This is why I stopped smoking crack.

You all laugh at him now, but we'll all look like that in ten thousand years

Kyle Reese thought his battle with Tinkerbell was over, Sarah Conner would be safe. But what emerged from the flames of the burning truck was all the more terrifying.

YOU SHOULD SEE THE BUG ZAPPER!

Seriously.... Scientology isnt all that bad..

Mothman froze when he heard what Richard Gere did to that gerbil

...um, I believe Exetastes rufobalteatus has GREEN eyes.