These DEFINITELY aren't the droids we're looking for.
Hello human creature. SCREEE! I am fellow human creature Stan. SCREEE! May I offer you the sex?
While everyone fights over the tophat and little tin dog, I like to show up with my own Monopoly Pieces
His thetan count must be through the roof...
In Soviet Russia moth swats you! Seriously. Things very bad here with giant moths after Chernoybl. Please send help.
Not only did Mothmor have to suffer the humiliation of being trapped in carbonite, but he was trapped while in the middle of squeezing out a massive shart.
Though the ending to "Iron Giant Part 2" was similar to the first, it somehow lacked the same feeling.
He voted for hilary clinton...
I cant believe they made a memorial for paris hilton's disease...
.....and that's why R2-D2 doesn't take acid anymore.
Worst. Clown. Ever.
All the girls say I'm pretty fly for a ...actually, I'm just pretty fly.
"Ok Phil, don't move, there's a little pink dinosaur on your hand"
"WHAT!? WHERE!? Get it off me...now!"
John Parker wasn't as fortunate as his brother when he got bit by a radioactive butterfly. His greatest ability was tasting food with his feet.