Other Craptions

Warning! Do not swear oath on holy candy! It is trick! Bear is not ordained minister!

WARNING: The rest of this sign is in japanese.

No black bears or black men. Report any black bears or black men to your local constable or mounty.

Do not listen to communist bears! Sharing destroys capitalism!

Unlawful to levitate candy with bears

"Dad, we did something bad..." "Did you wreck the car???" "No." "Did you barter with grizzly bears???" "...yes sir."

"Well shit," thought Leonard, upon arrival. "Those were the three main reasons I came to Thailand."

Do not feed rosie o donnel

Bears don't want that shitty candy. Get the bears a Snickers.

Pedobear.... the bastard is getting crafty

Japan: Where their crime is as weird as their TV shows.

Warning!! Please unwrap all candy before handing to bears.

Warning: Don't feed bats to bears, if they get a taste for blood we are all fucked.

"Fuck that," thought Grizzly Adams, "as soon as I'm eighteen, Ben and I are getting a condo together and no one can stop us!"

Please do not deposit trash on wildlife.

Warning!! Do not perform jedi mind trick on bears. May result mauling, intensive bleeding, and anal leakage..

Pooh did whatever he could to make the world aware of Christopher Robin's dark side.

Translation: Warning, mirror universe! Heavy spacetime distortion. Do not touch event horizon.

"Do not give bow ties to bears while in shopping mall." The least insane decree from Kim Jong Il to date.

WARNING! DO not weaken bears with handouts! Let them learn value of regimented stipends! Make them valuable members of Glorious Japan!

This town has seen too many adolecent bears being sold ecstasy by shady, backwards-hat-wearing street thugs and, damnit, this community has had enough!

Boo Boo knew times would be tough after Yogi died, but he never thought he would be the poster boy for what happens when bears accept candy from strangers...

WARNING!! Hallucinations ahead.

Today's #1 Threat: HUMANS!

Warning! Even with the combined power of a bear and a canadian, the Japanese Giant Wasp will kill you.

R.Kelly was too ashamed to admit he'd been shaken down by Teddy Ruxpin. But he knew he had to warn the others.

Warning: The polar bear does not know any Lost spoilers; giving him candy will just be a waste of time.

So many kids had been surprised 'down in the woods today' that the government had to step in.

The Teddy Bear's picnic was not immune from the wave of sex scandals that was sweeping the country.

Um, is this really such a big problem that the safety police need to get involved?

We No Pay Protection Money To Bears Anymore!!!!

"Inter-species Snitch trading is forbidden by the official Quidditch rules"

TuPac's hell.

Bear mugging had become a big problem in Hong Kong.

Warning!! Early-'90s-dressed bear-feeding is strictly prohibited.

Don't Feed the Furries

Listen kid, I'm still not going to "just try it one time" with you...but thanks for the candy.

Despite the handy instructional signs the Japanese Army had trouble integrating the Bear-Human Hybrid into it's ranks. Apparently the other soldiers just didn't take them seriously.

Love Merci Warning: Bear prostitutes accept only cash.

I don't know which is scarier...the Bear or the New Jersey douchebag.

This sign has sharp edges!

WARMING!! Do not feed the man in a bear costume; he cannot get the food into his mouth unless he takes off his mask, thus revealing his true self to the world and frightening children.

Warning: Some really fucked up Japanese hentai ahead.

You REALLY don't want to know what the bears gives in return for the "treat"...

Bears! Protect your cubs! PedoKid is on the loose!

...because he'll only trade it for crack.

Warning!! Candy will not stop bear! Pray for swift death!

Warning!! Candy will ruin the bear's dinner.

Warning! Surprise bear sex likely!