Craptions Classics February 21, 2008

warning: the bears are diabetic..

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Other Craptions

Warning! Do not swear oath on holy candy! It is trick! Bear is not ordained minister!

Roland1232

WARNING: The rest of this sign is in japanese.

Ockniel

No black bears or black men. Report any black bears or black men to your local constable or mounty.

LardLad

Do not listen to communist bears! Sharing destroys capitalism!

LardLad

Unlawful to levitate candy with bears

randychico

"Dad, we did something bad..." "Did you wreck the car???" "No." "Did you barter with grizzly bears???" "...yes sir."

Drunkenprophet

"Well shit," thought Leonard, upon arrival. "Those were the three main reasons I came to Thailand."

Fairview

Do not feed rosie o donnel

dpduder

Bears don't want that shitty candy. Get the bears a Snickers.

LardLad

Pedobear.... the bastard is getting crafty

romeodeltabravo

Japan: Where their crime is as weird as their TV shows.

Nift

Warning!! Please unwrap all candy before handing to bears.

solrac

Warning: Don't feed bats to bears, if they get a taste for blood we are all fucked.

usedretainers

"Fuck that," thought Grizzly Adams, "as soon as I'm eighteen, Ben and I are getting a condo together and no one can stop us!"

bunnylefevre
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