Roland1232
Warning! Do not swear oath on holy candy! It is trick! Bear is not ordained minister!
LardLad
No black bears or black men. Report any black bears or black men to your local constable or mounty.
Drunkenprophet
"Dad, we did something bad..." "Did you wreck the car???" "No." "Did you barter with grizzly bears???" "...yes sir."
Fairview
"Well shit," thought Leonard, upon arrival. "Those were the three main reasons I came to Thailand."
usedretainers
Warning: Don't feed bats to bears, if they get a taste for blood we are all fucked.
bunnylefevre
"Fuck that," thought Grizzly Adams, "as soon as I'm eighteen, Ben and I are getting a condo together and no one can stop us!"
monsterjavabass
Warning!! Do not perform jedi mind trick on bears. May result mauling, intensive bleeding, and anal leakage..
Crenshaw
Pooh did whatever he could to make the world aware of Christopher Robin's dark side.
AdjectiveNoun
Translation: Warning, mirror universe! Heavy spacetime distortion. Do not touch event horizon.
CaptainSpanky
"Do not give bow ties to bears while in shopping mall." The least insane decree from Kim Jong Il to date.
Roland1232
WARNING! DO not weaken bears with handouts! Let them learn value of regimented stipends! Make them valuable members of Glorious Japan!
TillyKGB
This town has seen too many adolecent bears being sold ecstasy by shady, backwards-hat-wearing street thugs and, damnit, this community has had enough!
Skeletonic
Warning! Even with the combined power of a bear and a canadian, the Japanese Giant Wasp will kill you.
J-BO
Boo Boo knew times would be tough after Yogi died, but he never thought he would be the poster boy for what happens when bears accept candy from strangers...
Lewis
R.Kelly was too ashamed to admit he'd been shaken down by Teddy Ruxpin. But he knew he had to warn the others.
lawdragon
Um, is this really such a big problem that the safety police need to get involved?
CrenTIScO
Warning: The polar bear does not know any Lost spoilers; giving him candy will just be a waste of time.
Nebulon
So many kids had been surprised 'down in the woods today' that the government had to step in.
Nebulon
The Teddy Bear's picnic was not immune from the wave of sex scandals that was sweeping the country.
lawdragon
Listen kid, I'm still not going to "just try it one time" with you...but thanks for the candy.
Xander
WARMING!! Do not feed the man in a bear costume; he cannot get the food into his mouth unless he takes off his mask, thus revealing his true self to the world and frightening children.
lawdragon
You REALLY don't want to know what the bears gives in return for the "treat"...
Nebulon
Despite the handy instructional signs the Japanese Army had trouble integrating the Bear-Human Hybrid into it's ranks. Apparently the other soldiers just didn't take them seriously.
grumnut1
Warning: Do not attempt to molest wild grizzlies. Penalty - spleen removal and 20 Yuan fine.
colby_park
It doesn't matter how many signs we put up, bears still accept candy from strangers!
AdjectiveNoun
Hello human creature. I am fellow human creature Stan. May I offer you the sex?
gatorboymike
By this time, of course, it was far too late. The humans had already infected most of the tribes with their smallpox-infested taffy.
vicfureur
To all bears; Do not accept candy from gangster rappers. Quite possibly a trick to turn you into addicts.
IrishTerror
Only I can prevent forest fires. But only Smokey could stop his own downward spiral into a drug fueled hell.
tayser
Hey there, fella! Are you smarter than av-uh-rage bear? Who's smarter than average bear? You are! You're smarter than anOH MY GOD! MY FUCKING ARM! AAAAAUGHRGHRRRRGHHHHKKKHKHKLLLGHAAA!!!! IT'S EATING MY SPLEEN!! AAAaaaaaaghhhhhhhhh... *gurgle
IrishTerror
WARNING!!! Do not accept candy from humans. Simply rip open their insides and take it. TAKE IT ALL!
StickManJr
Warning: the following anime is really fucking weird! Watch at your own risk!
jackage
After his failing career, Fred Dirst took to posing on japanese warning signs with bears as a way to pay the bills. Let that be a lesson to you kids.
lawdragon
The chairman decided this warning message only deserved two exclaimation marks...he didn't really like children.
grafton
Warning: Never get caught between a giant Ninja and Bear while flying a Tie Fighter. It's because of me that they have to have a warning now.
thevelveturd
The Japanese movie posters for "Brother Bear" weren't very representative of the movie itself.
Stretch
After the fifth bear-napping, the community decided to warn them about taking candy from strangers.
roninhobbit
WARNING!! Wearing your hat like this makes you look like a huge tool! Also, bears like candy.
hisownspace
i'm just saying, it might be a simple sign informing the reader not to leave food out for bears to eat, and our cultural separation from the japanese people has causes us to find it ludicrous...
metfan83
Son, when the sign says "Do not feed the bears," you better not feed the bears...
yeungngou
'Love and Merci' is all good and well, but god help you if you feed the bears.
Xander
WARNING!! Do not feed the man in a bear costume; he cannot get the food into his mouth unless he takes off his mask, thus revealing his true self to the world and frightening children.
rengal
Please don't give the bipedal bears plastic tie-fighters (even if they ask nicely)
Naominx
Warning!! Dealing candy to bears is a punishable offence For help and advice on how to kick the habit call Love Merci...
Accoch63
Help stop mugging in our community! Report all suspicious looking bears to the neighborhood watch!
Lewis
Despite having once worked with Stanley Kuberick, the bear suit guy from The Shining was eventually reduced to agrssively panhandling from rappers.
benfoffenbock
Please refrain from luring impressionable young bears into your Paedo-Van with candy.
Lewis
Having become jaded to the delights raping their female college-mates the frat boys starting putting their rohypnol in candy and giving it to bears. The blowjobs were less pleasent but how were the bears ever going to tell anyone about it?
Fairview
The tragedy is, they rarely know they're even breaking the rules, given their lack of eyes.
Fairview
A certain segment was into "Bears," as long as they weren't TOO fat. Fabulous has is limits.
OlDirtyBen
Goddamn right, don't be subsidizin' no freeloadin' bears! Make those motherfuckers work at the Taco Bell like the rest of us! Sheeee-it!
callino
Wait... DON'T give candy to the Panda? Whoa there Smokey, you almost had me th.... AHHHH MY ARM!!
TillyKGB
Cho knew it was wrong. But he had never before met a bear his size, and love was love, no matter what those assholes at "Love Merci" had to say about it.
TillyKGB
Warning: Feeding man-sized bears those shitty-ass generic red halloween candies will make them go on merciless ramages. Another public service announcement from your friends at Love Merci.
Spirit
Warning: Kids with no legs should not share candy with bears who don't have legs either
vasrchr
In another strange edict, Kim jon Il prohibits North Korean boys from trading State secrets with Smokey the Bear for atomic fireballs.
Stretch
Warning: Do Not Buy Plastic Tie Fighters from Bears unless Officially Licensed by LucasFilms.
cthulhugoo
Warning: Small children should not attempt copulation with young bears and or pandas. It is both dangerous to your health and a capitalistic endeavour. Do not attempt to feed, trick, or bribe said bears with candies; and or small clothing accesories.
Juan_Arteaga
WARNING! Bear Rapists on the loose! Tell your cubs not to take candy from strangers.
Lewis
Warning!! Trying to lamely recreate a fight from Tekken featuring Kuma will not be tolerated!
OlDirtyBen
Douche: Thank you to the candy for the bear is it. Bear: No! Do with the anyway, candy bear crack for not. Douche: Ah-so. Bear: Rar! Caption: No bears for feed. If it is done, bear will not stop. And you must be locked up.
rollingStone
I think the fear of accepting candy from a bear is probably the smallest fear you should consider when you encounter a bear.
billyh2o
The Japanese experiment with a new marketing plan to cutdown on drug addled bears in the TaimHag Region
solomilloroto
If your not 18 and you are a bear, you should not be bying candy and I shouldn't be selling it to you.
markem
dogs and monkeys exercising, people getting mugged by bears, a guy in a horses' head cooking mushrooms, wacky gameshows with bodycounts. OK japan we get it: your country is fucking weird
callino
Oh... DON'T feed the bears candy. Whoa there Smokey you almost had me ther.. OH MY GOD MY TORSO!!
xenex11
Please show love and merci. do not sell drugs to our bears...they are in recovery.
Lburgguy
WARNING: Bear playing three card monte ahead, has been known to take money from stupid skateboarder punk kids.
ManualAutomaton
WARNING: avoid taking candy from Jedi Furry Pedophiles while inside a lingerie store.
Gamer.Elite
Telling customers not to feed bears in your GIFT SHOP should be at the bottom of the priority list.
IrishAntichrist
just because the words are in japanese it doesnt mean you must share your candy with bears
dandaman
Japan subtly tells Jolly Rancher that not even grizzlies want their new Honey flavor.
Gamer.Elite
DO NOT accept anything from douchebags who wear the baseball caps backwards.
Disfigurine
If you give a bar some candy, it will want some apple juice. If you give the bear some apple juice, it will maul you in your sleep...
vidism7
warning: do not deal drugs to bears, they dont pay with money, they pay with honey
rollingStone
Is accepting candy from a bear something that we should really worry about? This seems like the last thing we should worry about when it comes to bears.
Topper
Apparently child-bear candy swaps are serious and prevalent enough to require two exclamation marks.
Shmecko
Warning: Black people and Black bears don't share anything with each other. In fact they don't share anything with anyone.
Moose27
next, the bear is going to invite the boy into his shady white van where the "rest of the delicious candies" are
Newtmaster
Casual suburban hikers should carry an extra bow-tie, in case bears are encountered.
Manos
Do not punch bow ties off bears and turn your hat around jackass. Yeah you, short-arms!
Chronic91
Warning: Bears will NOT dance and sing like in Disney. Feel free to try though!
PRed
"Ok my bear. if you think it's so easy to get the kids to go home with you - you fucking try it"
PRed
"OK, my bear. If you think it's so easy to get the kid to come with you, you fucking try it!"
darthbogus
Most people don't know it but this is what really happened to the Grizzly Man.
JustinHop
WARNING: Do not buy or sell anything to the bears. They are not to be trusted.
Itachi_SaMa
Warning to all bears: Local kids known for drug smuggling. If you are observed dealing with a local kid, you will be forced to read the bottom of this sign... Out loud.
ac19189
Warning: To slow a bear down if encountered while walking down the road. Offer any little children or candy before running.
darth-bj
so you just chuck um down there and the bodies just land like that. well.......yeah! well that isn't vary much work at all yeah i know!
Shii
Apparently candy, black men, and bears are outlawed in the lingerie shops in Tokyo.
TickleMeElvis
Me give you happy fun time ride on the fantasy of your brain in my car with super happy fun yellow in your eyes. Me make your flag pickle day the day of the champion's seizure. GLEAT!
nirot
Warning: Though you may be a fucking giant, don't deal with bears, they will fuck your shit up.
jkatlanta
Making good on the last of 100 "Bit o Honeys", Christopher Robin retained his 100 Acre Woods privileges on more week.
mcfleas
bears slowly adapting to the modern world learn to sell drugs to kids to ensure there survival...
Typler
Cautioning you: It is Unwise to Inveigle the bear into auto, home, or amongst chirdren, or will be prosecut.
readhead445
WARNING: levitating candy with bears is harder than appears. Profssionals only attempt.
petejc003
Warning!! Bears, never accept candy from a stranger. -By the United Bear mothers front
billybob99
WARNING!! Remove wrapper from candy before feeding the trained bear. No kidding.
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