Craptions Classics February 20, 2008

When Stephen Hawking's wife was away, out came Sally...

jackage

Other Craptions

It's still more talented than Paris Hilton.

ThomasJay

I said I wanted "phat bitchin' wheels" you moron, not a "flat bitch on weels"...

lawdragon

Michael Jackson, 2025

namesnatcher

Man, the primaries are really taking their toll on Hillary....

Crenshaw

Yes, Billy, I'm sorry you had to find out this way. Grandma wasn't real.

Nift

When there is no more room in Hell, the inflatable sex dolls will wheelchair around the Earth.

dogico

And Bill Graham's chamber of secrets was discovered... Amen

five

she will show you a wheel good time

namesnatcher

Yes, alas...she's ridin' dirty

lawdragon

Britney Spears 1981 -2008 R.I.P.

IrishTerror

When Charlize Theron was cast to portray the title character in the ABC's original miniseries "Peggy, the Homeless Paraplegic Blow-Up Doll" many reviewers were skeptical, but only until the award-winning make-up job was finally revealed.

Bartholomew

Wolverine found that most of his sex dolls end up this way.

Lewis

if you can think of it, someone made it into porn

soak

Pictured: An Artistic represetation of the economy

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