Other Craptions

It's still more talented than Paris Hilton.

I said I wanted "phat bitchin' wheels" you moron, not a "flat bitch on weels"...

Michael Jackson, 2025

Man, the primaries are really taking their toll on Hillary....

Yes, Billy, I'm sorry you had to find out this way. Grandma wasn't real.

When there is no more room in Hell, the inflatable sex dolls will wheelchair around the Earth.

And Bill Graham's chamber of secrets was discovered... Amen

she will show you a wheel good time

Yes, alas...she's ridin' dirty

Britney Spears 1981 -2008 R.I.P.

When Charlize Theron was cast to portray the title character in the ABC's original miniseries "Peggy, the Homeless Paraplegic Blow-Up Doll" many reviewers were skeptical, but only until the award-winning make-up job was finally revealed.

Wolverine found that most of his sex dolls end up this way.

if you can think of it, someone made it into porn

Pictured: An Artistic represetation of the economy

Murderball post-victory gang-bang.

mom?

When I was eleven, this would have been the greatest thing I'd ever found in my life.

It was after Ken left when Barbie really started spiraling.

Dolly Parton was found dead in a garbage heap today. Her breasts were 26.

she would have sex, but she is two tired...

Whoever has been picking the craption pictures for the last few days seriously needs to get laid.

So I says to Danny, "Dont buy from ebay, there's no way in hell the mail-order bride I got off there was a virgin."

white trash

'FREE AIDS'

It's never a good sign when your blow-up dolls start committing suicide.

Dude, those aren't even real.

Yep, there's someone with a fetish for this too.

A solitary killer, the man-eating wheelchair often utilizes bait to attract it's homeless prey.

Sure, she was better looking than her brother but did she know a singularity is a place in either space or time at which some quantity becomes infinite. Did she fuck

Yeah, but her nipples are perfect.

Dad... why do you always go to the junkyard instead of playing catch with me?

I miss Detroit.... :(

Super Paper Mario's secret shame.

When Lindsay Lohan showed up in rehab and asked everyone for blow, they ignored her. Little did they know...

Joan Rivers was found dead today in a garbage heap. She was 468 years old.

After the Golden Girls went off the air, Betty White went downhill and fast.

Mom?

Blowjob Island my ass!!!

Despite popular belief, not all Misfit Toys were rescued by Rudolph. Pictured here - Peggy, the Blow-Down Sex Doll.

What's inside Gary Busey's self storage locker.

...Courtney Love? Lindsay Lohan? Anna Nicole? Christina Aguilera? Andy Dick?... JESUS FUCK! I Can't Choose!

Shes hot...

Sure, she was better looking than her brother but did she know A singularity is a place in either space or time at which some quantity becomes infinite. Such a place is found in a black hole, the final stage of a collapsed star, where the gravitation

Physical evidence that blondes really do have more fun

I'd hit it.

Time has not been kind to Pamela Anderson

Girls Gone Wild, New Jersey Edition

When Barbra thought her life couldnt get any worse, she met mr Cactus.

Hey CNN! Bet you didn't see this one coming when you wrote Britney's obituary.