lawdragon
I said I wanted "phat bitchin' wheels" you moron, not a "flat bitch on weels"...
dogico
When there is no more room in Hell, the inflatable sex dolls will wheelchair around the Earth.
Bartholomew
When Charlize Theron was cast to portray the title character in the ABC's original miniseries "Peggy, the Homeless Paraplegic Blow-Up Doll" many reviewers were skeptical, but only until the award-winning make-up job was finally revealed.
Fairview
When I was eleven, this would have been the greatest thing I'd ever found in my life.
monsterjavabass
So I says to Danny, "Dont buy from ebay, there's no way in hell the mail-order bride I got off there was a virgin."
thevelveturd
Whoever has been picking the craption pictures for the last few days seriously needs to get laid.
IrishTerror
When Lindsay Lohan showed up in rehab and asked everyone for blow, they ignored her. Little did they know...
rengal
Sure, she was better looking than her brother but did she know a singularity is a place in either space or time at which some quantity becomes infinite. Did she fuck
brstilson
A solitary killer, the man-eating wheelchair often utilizes bait to attract it's homeless prey.
DragonFlyJones
Dad... why do you always go to the junkyard instead of playing catch with me?
lindsey_k86
After the Golden Girls went off the air, Betty White went downhill and fast.
Fairview
...Courtney Love? Lindsay Lohan? Anna Nicole? Christina Aguilera? Andy Dick?... JESUS FUCK! I Can't Choose!
Bartholomew
Despite popular belief, not all Misfit Toys were rescued by Rudolph. Pictured here - Peggy, the Blow-Down Sex Doll.
Dick14
It doesn't matter who you, a nice set of round breasts will get ANYONE on the internet
rengal
Sure, she was better looking than her brother but did she know A singularity is a place in either space or time at which some quantity becomes infinite. Such a place is found in a black hole, the final stage of a collapsed star, where the gravitation
Roland1232
Ann Coulter's shed skin! This should fetch a fair price at the Museum of Douchebaggery.
123456
Attention perverts: The green bin is for bottles and the blue is for plastics. Being a freak doesn't give you the right to not recycle your love doll.
OlDirtyBen
Not pictured: The "Gummo" kids screaming, "Fuck you rabbit! You smell like fuckin' piss!"
grafton
Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Thou art more lovely and more beautiful.
cthulhugoo
When Courtney Love isnt in the mood, she wheels her out. ..........her partners rarely if ever notice
brstilson
A solitary killer, the wheelchair often uses bait to attract it's homeless pray.
Bartholomew
The Paraplegic-Blow-Up-Hooker Barbie, released by Mattel in 2008 was not a financial success everyone thought it would become.
Stretch
I thought seeing the unedited picture of Brittany's crotch shot would be hotter than this.
phreesh
Fifteen years, three rugby teams, a teamster convention, and about a hundred keggers later, Sally was ready to hang it up.
gatorboymike
...And with a deflating croak of "Rooooooosebuuuuuud," the world had finally seen the end of Britney Spears.
diddy0071
The Blow up doll's retirement was a happy one, although she wasn't on medicare, and she was out of a job, she still found time to reminisce on the good old times.
namesnatcher
Dear Penthouse, Id never thought I would write you, but last saturday my airhose got a real workout.
lindsey_k86
Well kids, we couldn't AFFORD to put Grandma in a real nursing home. That's why she lives in garbage.
Dax_Frost
Unfortunately for Janet, she could not be saved. Will Smith just wasn't into white chicks.
Lewis
Bob had always had a problem with women leaving him, but after his sixtieth rewatching of Misery he had an idea that meant his sex doll never would...
Lewis
The people at Realdoll had achieved an unprecedented level of accuracy with their Brittney line.
mdevico
The scene in the downstairs rec room proved it - last night was the best party the Crenville Senior Center ever had.
Wisteria
Local police are seeking information on the individuals that dug up the remains of Anna Nicole Smith.
thevelveturd
Jennifer was shocked and a little disturbed when her new boyfriend finally showed her his "junk".
thevelveturd
Spoken like Cleveland from Family Guy, "Look how much dirtier her breasts and face are. That's just nasty."
Stretch
A little soap, an inflatable raft repair kit, a little KY, and she'll be good as new.
RhinoDoc
4 hours after the discovery of Blowjob Island, the girls were completely worn out.
Stretch
That's three titty shots in less than a week. Cracked is gradually turning into a hardcore porn site right in front of our eyes.
DragonFlyJones
Bianca was never quite the same after Lars left her for that bitch Margo...
DragonFlyJones
Silence of the Lambs Directors Cut.... it puts the skin suit in the wheel chair.. It puts the skin suit...
Lewis
The forth of Dorothy's friends, who, rather than a brain or heart, needed a puncture repair and spinal surgery, was left behind to the Munchkins less than tender minstrations.
Spirit
"So Sarah, what's going on here? Sarah? Sarah?" "She won't answer you. Er... she can't" "Why not?" "This is the way it's been since she started smoking pot. She's all lazy and boring and... You know we used to have so much fun together" "
yeungngou
'You've Lost that Lovin' Feeling... baby, baby, I'll get down on my knees for you...'
lily1984
Omg.so ugly,seems i have seen the photo from a friend playing on a tall dating site~~~~Tallmingle.com
SamLowery
He finally figured out a way to get "her" to move instead of just lying still, but he still wanted her warm like a real woman. Alas, inflatable sex dolls proved not t0 be microwave-safe.
Lewis
"Yeah," said Buffallo Bill "I know I spent a lot of time on that suit, but one day I just got bored of looking at it and threw it out. It was the same with my pogs collection."
Lewis
You could meet me, and other women equally attractive, if you log on to tallmingle.com
solomilloroto
She was a skank, you see. After last night I knew she wouldn't be much use to me. So I dumped her
QuantumDonkey
Her mother warned her that a lifetime of lewd and sinful behavior would one day lead to this, but still Chelsea couldn't bring herself to regret one damn minute of it.
john0
In a last ditch effort to salvage her career Britney Spears took a page from the Paris Hilton playbook on seduction. Sadly, Hilton herself stole the playbook from Anna Nichole Smith.
vasrchr
Sadly even Ty had to admit, this is one Extreme Makeover, Home Edition that no one saw coming.
kshipley
The remains of Pam Anderson after the retirement home she was stripping at caught fire.
OlDirtyBen
Looks like "The L-Word" is leaving no stone unturned in its quest for ratings.
trojanballplaya
Shortly after her landslide loss in the Hawaii Primary, Hilary said, "I just need to get away and be myself for a while"...Four hours later, MSNBC reported she looked, "Good as new."
phreesh
The stuff that came up during the Neverland Ranch search made most of the officers sad.
jamasian_man
That's what happens when you participate in a parapelegic marathon without gatorade.
colby_park
It hadn't been an easy life for Paris Hilton. But in the end, she had few regrets.
Topper
As a deflated inflatable possum darted across the road, Sally rammed her front whells to the left. But it was too late... speeding had claimed yet another victim.
brstilson
A solitary killer, the wheelchair often uses bait to attract it's unwitting homeless pray.
brstilson
A solitary killer, the wheelchair often utilizes bait in order to attract it's unwitting homeless prey.
Shataron
Holy Crap! That wheelchair has both a padded back and arm rests. Boy that must be really comfy.
stackismom
Paris I guess she made one too many sex videos.Her ego and I guess the rest of her is totally deflated!
wuzzman16
i would still much rather have sex with her than Hillary, i imaging Bill would too.
darthbogus
I knew I had let myself go after high school but seeing how my first girl friend turned out made me feel better.
Ixray4u
Polly Plastic, the blow-up doll, was feeling somewhat deflated after not taking her fellow blow-up friend Julie's advice by going ahead and banging "that needle-dick" they met in the bar last night.
callino
As Supermoth tried in vain to take off for the fourth time, he turned his head to survey his woolen wings .. and the horrible irony set in.
guitarlife
and as images of recreating what happened in tienamen sqare filled his head the young man didnt realize trains are somewhat faster than tanks
benjyx
why hello mrs hawking i do not belive with had the pleasure to meet...its all so sudden
nirot
Pamela Anderson, the silicon from her breasts having entered via osmosis the rest of her body, takes one too many trips to the tanning bed.
brianbake
Dr. Feldman knew he would be renowned for discovering Hepatitis H, I, J, and K.
HomerJ
The Christina Aguilara sex-doll came with it's own filth, wheelchair, and directions to the nearest hospital for treatment of the also-included STD's.
eph292
The decision to not burry Anna Nichole Smith if really hurting the family right now.
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