Craptions Classics February 19, 2008

...and Sega fails miserably trying to compete with the Nintendo Wii.

Dax_Frost

Other Craptions

Unbelievably, his guidance counselor was right on the money.

Corpsy

Tagline: He's not handi-capable. He's handi-UNSTOPPABLE.

Corpsy

Tragedy at the Special Olympics today, as the gymnastics squad practiced a little too close to the javelin team.

IrishTerror

"Can we rebuild him?" "Sure, but I am getting pretty hungry..." "All right, lets just shove a bunch of canes fucking everywhere and get some Kung Pow Chicken."

usedretainers

Congratulations. You should now be receiving a beautiful High-Definition signal.

Crenshaw

Hey look I see titties

LetItBe

Christopher Reeve did porn?

Radzilla

BEHOLD! The Man Who Cannot Fall Down!

LardLad

Pictured: Rejected Cloverfield monster design.

Accoch63

Cirque du Solame

Crenshaw

Man, his acupuncturist sucks

lindsey_k86

But, uh, yeah, other than that, France is EXACTLY like the United States.

omgtehlindsay

Do we always have to do it your way?

lawdragon

Killllll...meeeee

Roland1232
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