...and Sega fails miserably trying to compete with the Nintendo Wii.
Unbelievably, his guidance counselor was right on the money.
Tagline: He's not handi-capable. He's handi-UNSTOPPABLE.
Tragedy at the Special Olympics today, as the gymnastics squad practiced a little too close to the javelin team.
"Can we rebuild him?"
"Sure, but I am getting pretty hungry..."
"All right, lets just shove a bunch of canes fucking everywhere and get some Kung Pow Chicken."
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Hey look I see titties
Christopher Reeve did porn?
BEHOLD! The Man Who Cannot Fall Down!
Pictured: Rejected Cloverfield monster design.
Cirque du Solame
Man, his acupuncturist sucks
But, uh, yeah, other than that, France is EXACTLY like the United States.
Do we always have to do it your way?