Same sex marriage is legal 12 miles off the coast.
Paul McCartney's pleas and efforts were in vain. Canada's mermaid clubbing season opened today.
It was the happiest day of her life. But tommorow, she would still be fat.
In 2005, Atlantis held its first Gay Pride Parade, with predictable results.
A day that will live in infamy: when France invaded the US shores.
Casual day has gone too far.
Using the commotion to his advantage, the old man peeked a look up his shorts