Craptions Classics February 18, 2008

The Australian Air Force is underfunded, but they don't mess around.

IrishTerror

Other Craptions

Sorry to bother you folks, but I'm trying to help my friend here find his son. Little guy. Orange with white stripes.

solrac

Still makes more sense than Scientology.

Drunkenprophet

The insurance broker laughed when I asked for shark insurance, who's laughing now bitch!

Nebulon

Well, it's only fair, considering we go diving in their homes.

winkihed

Four out of five doctors say fish is good for you. Pictured: House of fifth doctor.

Roland1232

The water had finally drained out of New Orleans

Cyanide

Actor Roy Scheider died on Sunday afternoon in Little Rock, Ark. Family and friends are invited back to the home of a local fan for a wake. Directions will be provided following the funeral service.

Wembley

Not pictured: The best bait ever

Chamale

I said we needed more SPARK in the bedroom.

Jonathan Kimak

Poseidon: "Just go knock on the door and ask them to please get our shark." Zues: "Pssh...You're the one that overthrew it."

Drunkenprophet

The wolf knew he couldn't blow the third pig's house down, so he called his friend Bruce.

solrac

I am TIRED...of these mother@#$%in' sharks...in this mother@#$%in' HOUSE!

Wembley

"We're gonna need a bigger house..."

Quellish

Suicide among sharks is rare but very dramatic and takes some planning to execute.

Wisteria
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