Other Craptions

Sorry to bother you folks, but I'm trying to help my friend here find his son. Little guy. Orange with white stripes.

Still makes more sense than Scientology.

The insurance broker laughed when I asked for shark insurance, who's laughing now bitch!

Well, it's only fair, considering we go diving in their homes.

Four out of five doctors say fish is good for you. Pictured: House of fifth doctor.

The water had finally drained out of New Orleans

Actor Roy Scheider died on Sunday afternoon in Little Rock, Ark. Family and friends are invited back to the home of a local fan for a wake. Directions will be provided following the funeral service.

Not pictured: The best bait ever

I said we needed more SPARK in the bedroom.

Poseidon: "Just go knock on the door and ask them to please get our shark." Zues: "Pssh...You're the one that overthrew it."

The wolf knew he couldn't blow the third pig's house down, so he called his friend Bruce.

I am TIRED...of these mother@#$%in' sharks...in this mother@#$%in' HOUSE!

"We're gonna need a bigger house..."

Suicide among sharks is rare but very dramatic and takes some planning to execute.

The RIAA's new plan for dealing with people who steal music.

Only one creature dares hunt sharks - the mighty red-brick house.

Hey my house is on cracked!

"Honey, I think it's time we addressed the 800 lb shark in the room."

Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he'll....oh shit.

Today's forecast: Mostly sunny with 20% chance of marlin.

No I will not have sex with you!.... I said when PIGS fly.

"Jaws" + "The Birds" = Scariest fucking movie ever.

Seriously, how many more accessories can there possible be for the Nintendo Wii?

The exact moment when Universal Pictures executives realized that hiring David Lynch to direct the next "Jaws" sequel was a huge mistake.

The Justice League will no longer be making fun of Aquaman's lack of powers on land

Fuck candygrams and flowers; Landshark wants in and he wants in NOW.

Finally...Home Sweet WHAT THE F@#?

Johnny regretted asking the genie for a nice piece of tail

Candygram...

Santa Jaws is comin' to town......

We totally have to fix this before mom and dad get home...

This week on a very special edition of Extreme Makeover Home Edition

God's belittles all KNOCK KNOCK and SCREW A LIGHT-BULB jokes in one swift flick of the wrist...

Can you identify the lawyer's house?

When you advertise your party on face book anyone could show up!

For sale: 2-bedroom, 2-bathroom house. In good condition except roof. Near shark-catapult testing grounds.

That's a nice station wagon.

Allan discovered his new aquarium was probably undersized.

Occasionally the stork gets a little mixed-up.

I'm glad the Writer's strike is over, they were coming up with some just plain ridiculous reality shows.

Another house to suffer from recent nosedives in the market.

When it comes to overgrown hedges, the homeowners association's punishment is swift and merciless.

The air force's latest weapon had limit value against ground based targets but it was just the thing if they could managed to hit Osama's swimming pool.

Most Creative Satellite Antenna Award (MCSAA), Runners up Award 2007

"Frank, do we have any chilled white?" "No, just Merlot." "Then we are doomed."

You gotta hear FEMA's plan for fixing this one!

Robert used any excuse to decorate his house. Even Shark Week on the Discovery Channel

sorry Sis, I thought that fish smell was you,,,,

and that there is where my chum lives...