Craptions Classics February 17, 2008

It took 3 weeks to finally unclog the shower, and there was much rejoicing.

Corpsy

Other Craptions

I really don't understand these new Geico commercials.

Corpsy

Dude, you can totally see that chick's tits.

anfld

The sound quality just wasn't right until Mel Gibson placed the microphone inside the tarred and feathered head of a Jew.

Corpsy

Here we see God feeding a severed monkey head to the humans. No, the Garden of Eden wasn't quite the paradise we imagined.

Corpsy

"Wait a minute. The monkey head is not hovering in mid-air, it's attached to a fucking boom! We've been had."

Ken Buddha

The mullet on that chimp is what makes this picture cross the line.

CaptainSpanky

Not pictured: Enough ass to make this picture interesting.

lawdragon

Keith Richards - 2017

Tidybowlman

"Dr. Zaius, have you seen Cornelius anywhere...?"

Crenshaw

The recent episode of Lost showed why the writer's strike had gone just a bit too long.

MM_Shecky

Get ready to play MONKEYBALL!

AdjectiveNoun

As humanity gradually devolved into Mud People, arcade games grew surprisingly complex.

Drunkenprophet

i'm way too drunk to think of anything witty right now, but what the fuck is going on here?

bobboringbaker

Scientists discover that monkeys are still capable of flinging poop even when decapitated.

djseifer
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