Other Craptions

I really don't understand these new Geico commercials.

Dude, you can totally see that chick's tits.

The sound quality just wasn't right until Mel Gibson placed the microphone inside the tarred and feathered head of a Jew.

Here we see God feeding a severed monkey head to the humans. No, the Garden of Eden wasn't quite the paradise we imagined.

"Wait a minute. The monkey head is not hovering in mid-air, it's attached to a fucking boom! We've been had."

The mullet on that chimp is what makes this picture cross the line.

Not pictured: Enough ass to make this picture interesting.

Keith Richards - 2017

"Dr. Zaius, have you seen Cornelius anywhere...?"

The recent episode of Lost showed why the writer's strike had gone just a bit too long.

Get ready to play MONKEYBALL!

As humanity gradually devolved into Mud People, arcade games grew surprisingly complex.

i'm way too drunk to think of anything witty right now, but what the fuck is going on here?

Scientists discover that monkeys are still capable of flinging poop even when decapitated.

Caucasian go clazy fol monkey head like cat go clazy fol catnip... Caucasian so funny...

Few who enroll in Dr. Wong's Introduction to Horror class are truly prepared for what they are about to experience.

Italian game shows are fucking weird.

Michael Jackson shows the kids what happened to Bubbles when he threatened to testify.

Get your paws off me, you damn, dirty humans!

Ron Paul's America

Ok, who thought the severed monkey head would make a good pinata?

Despite the outcome, Bob still held to the fact that attempting to rescue Bubbles from Neverland ranch was the right move.

The Second Coming proved disturbing to many of Bob Jones' finest theologians.

Oh, that is so philosophical! I'm speechless. But I like the wet tee shirt.

As these settlers found out, Monkey Island was a cruel, dark place of unspeakable rituals, and not the "barrel full of belly-laughs!" promised by Gamespot.

What the hell are they gonna do with the... oh wait I can see her nipples!

Once he touches it, they'll begin walking erect and using tools.

An ape in a wig. The oracle is so gonna go vex.

The second coming of L. Ron Hubbard.

In order to catch the close-up shots of wet muddy titties, the GGW crew pulled out the Monkeyhead cam.

Outside of the Halliburton headquarters, a new bronze statue, "Tax the Shit Out of Those Poor, Ignorant Fucking Savages" is constructed at Vice-President Cheney's behest.

So we've decided NOT to do the racist captions then?

Of course there are people who don't find Planet of the Apes as great as most....but to take it to this level......simply barbaric.

Even the NRA agreed: Mark Burnett had gone too far this time.

That's one way of getting head.

Nothing angered the mud people more than well-conditioned, blow dried monkey hair.

Kankapuu! I choose you!

Just another meeting of Oprah's Book Club.

Jeff Dunham's new character Monkeyhead on a steek didn't go over as well at the PETA rally.

The hippies lamented the day the Great Monkey God left them, because it totally harshed their mellow.

The Reagan family was quite upset that the sound guy used Bonzo's head for a wind screen

Christianity just gets weirder and weirder.

after leaving zion, life outside of the matrix seemed rather crude

Um, next year can we spend Spring Break in Miami Beach like everyone else?

"You maniacs! You blew it all up! Oh, damn you! Goddamn you all to hell!" Dude, Im pretty sure this isnt how the movie went.

At last thought the girls, something to distract the boys from staring at our nipples!

With the monkey head fully extended and the subjects completely coated in the medical mud, Dr. Ramone's batshit insane experiment could begin

Would you like to touch my monkey?

They cried in horror. They were trapped in a giant crane game and this guy still had 7 quarters left.