Corpsy
The sound quality just wasn't right until Mel Gibson placed the microphone inside the tarred and feathered head of a Jew.
Corpsy
Here we see God feeding a severed monkey head to the humans. No, the Garden of Eden wasn't quite the paradise we imagined.
Ken Buddha
"Wait a minute. The monkey head is not hovering in mid-air, it's attached to a fucking boom! We've been had."
MM_Shecky
The recent episode of Lost showed why the writer's strike had gone just a bit too long.
Drunkenprophet
As humanity gradually devolved into Mud People, arcade games grew surprisingly complex.
bobboringbaker
i'm way too drunk to think of anything witty right now, but what the fuck is going on here?
djseifer
Scientists discover that monkeys are still capable of flinging poop even when decapitated.
Nikker
Caucasian go clazy fol monkey head like cat go clazy fol catnip... Caucasian so funny...
Corpsy
Few who enroll in Dr. Wong's Introduction to Horror class are truly prepared for what they are about to experience.
gmha545
Michael Jackson shows the kids what happened to Bubbles when he threatened to testify.
Roland1232
As these settlers found out, Monkey Island was a cruel, dark place of unspeakable rituals, and not the "barrel full of belly-laughs!" promised by Gamespot.
keeks137
Despite the outcome, Bob still held to the fact that attempting to rescue Bubbles from Neverland ranch was the right move.
Tidybowlman
The Reagan family was quite upset that the sound guy used Bonzo's head for a wind screen
Wizard
The hippies lamented the day the Great Monkey God left them, because it totally harshed their mellow.
Corpsy
"Oh come on, it's not that crazy! Tom Hanks had Wilson, I have Harriet. At least mine's a girl!"
squiggle
The vivisection proved successful. Too successful. Now, thought, Bobo, the humans would pay.
Mattronicus
And yes, I am so drunk I posted the same craption twice, and I didn't notice that chick's nipple.
MarchoMan
"You maniacs! You blew it all up! Oh, damn you! Goddamn you all to hell!" Dude, Im pretty sure this isnt how the movie went.
PWOT-Okra
Outside of the Halliburton headquarters, a new bronze statue, "Tax the Shit Out of Those Poor, Ignorant Fucking Savages" is constructed at Vice-President Cheney's behest.
Beth
They cried in horror. They were trapped in a giant crane game and this guy still had 7 quarters left.
thevelveturd
Jeff Dunham's new character Monkeyhead on a steek didn't go over as well at the PETA rally.
thevelveturd
In order to catch the close-up shots of wet muddy titties, the GGW crew pulled out the Monkeyhead cam.
phreesh
With the monkey head fully extended and the subjects completely coated in the medical mud, Dr. Ramone's batshit insane experiment could begin
soapie91
Of course there are people who don't find Planet of the Apes as great as most....but to take it to this level......simply barbaric.
milf0rd
At last thought the girls, something to distract the boys from staring at our nipples!
MuscleMilk
The chimp head microphone really enhanced the moaning and screaming in hardcore pornography.
Chrome
Through this controlled test, we have uncovered the catalyst for the decline of human population: where men become more interested in severed monkey heads on poles than wet, muddy t-shirts.
Mattronicus
DIRECTOR: One of you is going to be wearing this in the Planet of the Apes sequel. EVERYONE (except figure suspiciously looking like Dennis Quaid on left): NOOOOOOOO!
Mattronicus
MICHAEL BAY (unseen): One of you is going to be wearing this in my Planet of the Apes sequel. EVERYONE (except figure that looks suspiciously like Dennis Quaid on the left): NOOOOOOO! Please, the hose again!
Philip
Take it easy, you fucking barbarians. And get used to the fact that I am your new ruler.
I-Rod
The orgy was so hardcore that the girl on the right is still feeling the effects of what they pulled out of her
keeks137
The filming of Supermonkey was cut tragically short. Everyone learned a valuable lesson about sufficient funding for special effects.
monneyman3
The mud people of Mudd island wept in sorrow after realizing that their decapatated dead friend was cleaner than they were.
DickMacovitz
At first glance some may think Charlton Heston has cut off an Ape's head, but in reality it's that of Michael Moore.
smittyp87
The mud people of Salizbar were all terrified as the prophecy of the "Monkey Head Bomb" was finally coming true.
smittyp87
The mud people of Salizbar were terrified as the ancient prophecy of the "Monkey Head bomb" was finally coming true.
polykleitos
Thomas describes the new monkey head launcher, apparently aimed at temporarily distracting Michael Richards while he is on stage.
Essmith
As you can see, the final episode of Lost was as confusing as the rest of the season.
Yishai
Oh my God! Those aren't statues!!! Oh and the severed monkey head is pretty weird to.
markem
when the girls promised them a little head in the shower afterwards, the new guys at the hippy commune were only too happy to roll in the compost. later, the guys were disappointed.
Plankster_McGee
The models realized that this was their last chance at a working brain. Behind the camera, the agency director smiled, it looked like another good catch.
turdfurgeson
Tina could only achieve orgasm if a monkey head wearing was suspended over her. Also she had to be covered in mud.
turdfurgeson
Fred would be the first to admit that these two girls were into some freaky shit.
turdfurgeson
I'm just saying I think you over reacted a bit when I said your pussy was dirty.
awdragon
now that guild members are writing reality tv, we should expect to see more of this. "survivor: lsd" is first in line.
lilbrain
Never forget that Jesus is LOVE otherwise will be back and this time we'll rape your goat too.
Lburgguy
The wreckage of the failed spy satellite forced the Pentagon to finally admit that yes, they are a wee bit frivolous when it comes to spy satellite design.
kingsteve14
Isn't that the head of the lead singer from "Georgia Sattelites?" Even with no body he can still make chicks nipples hard.
Manos
Abercrombie and Fitch present a rare bonus to their wild eroto-clones at their Model Preserve. "As they grow older they seem to want more than to hump in various states of undress," says a spokesman "We aren't sure what to do."
DragonFlyJones
The other roommates looked on in horror as they pulled what appeared to be Cornelius out of Susan's ass shown (second from right)... When askd how the head of one Ape citys most respected citizens got stuck up there... she had one word... Tequilla
Fubarius
And Zardoz said, "The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
VengeVega
Wait for them to reach for it...wait for it...wait for it!...Pull it up NOW!! HAHAHA!! Stupid hippies.
ToxicAvenger
Husband: Honey do you smell fish? Wife: You don't have to be an ass about it I'll go shower. Sadly she never made it to the shower alive for the giant swordfish split her down th middle insuring she forever stunk like a chinese fish monger.
VengeVega
Wait for them to reach for it....wait for it...wait for it!...NOW!! HAHAHA!! Stupid hippies.
VengeVega
Wait for them to reach for it...wait for it...wait for it!..NOW!! HAHAHAHA!! Stupid hippies.
aubieworld
So when the body was separated from the head, what color was the liquid that came out?
RNbulletsponge
The newest korean restaraunt not only forced customers to bash open their own monkey brains, but to chase them around and catch them.
vasrchr
The first clue of being gay is when the guys are looking at the monkey head and the monkey is looking at the womens lovely breasts and perky nipples.
FaceEater
everyone thought Wu would never be a face pole prodigy after the accident, but he proved them all wrong
awesome-o
It wasn't the fact that Mary wore skulls on her breasts that upset her parents, it was the fact that their mouthes could be controlled with tiny strings attached to her vagina.
esox33
Humanity reached its lowest point in mid 2007. Later this period would be called the second dark ages.
orangemtl
"Waterboarding? No, we have BETTER ways to torture our PETA prisoners", said the pharmaceutical executive.
hellferret
The first experiment "will a human's head remain alive for a few seconds after decipitation" was so indecisive, scientists instead opted for the more obvious test "if a monkey's head is severed, will it still get a hard-on if suspended over mudwrestl
Your#1Friend
The film crew's new way of being able to stare at unobstructed actress's tits.
kiwipolska
While Jerry was already onto his second forest using his trusty chainsaw, Bill was busy hitting buttons in a desperate attempt to figure out how to reverse the damn machine
Vederick
"Y'know, Bob, you could've mentioned the GIANT PENIS before I brought the kids out." "I figured 'the talk' would go better with a visual aid, so sue me!"
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