Other Craptions

After utterly crushing all opposition and forcing the tennis world to its knees, the Williams sisters discuss the next target for their rage.

The statues serve as monuments to honor those who died creating the statues.

After their unceremonious downfall from the spotlight, Milli Vanilli's hometown let their statues rust and decay.

Son: "Those monsters turned dad into a bridge" Mom: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

Guy in white t-shirt: "Yup, birds don't come 'round here no more. Somethin's got'em mighty spooked."

"Rusty I told you to stay out of that water!" "But Mom...!" "I told you I am NOT going in after you again!"

Pablo Picasso's 'Bitchfight'.

"Was last night the night the clocks changed?" "I don't know...maybe...OH FUCK!" Daylight Savings Time: Enemy of giant vampires.

"Yo, check out my art shit. I call it 'Two Big-Ass, Rusty Motherfuckers on a Big-Ass Surf Board.'" "Shiiiiit!"

Too much like his wife: overbearing, anatomically incorrect and just plain empty on the inside.

"Yeah, so what if I made these two statues outta my own crap? Who are you to judge me?"

H.P. Lovecraft's Step Up 2 The Pier

As the statues struggled to keep the top half of the sky up, a clear split was starting to increasingly divide the landscape.

While they cost 130,000 orphans their livers, President Bush believed his plan to erect terrorist-repelling liver statues was genius.

Thus, the alien invasion was halted by relatively small creatures, who God, in his infinite wisdom, saw fit to put upon the earth. Yes, men pissing on their legs, caused the aliens to rust solid.

Picture taken before the most amazing and ethereal renditions of "I'm a little teapot" ever seen through human eyes.

Why won't you love us?

The larger sculpture beats the other's high score on Wii Bowling.

The Cloverfield sequel promises to answer all those nagging questions.

Local volunteers apply lotion to the legs of the "Venus and Serina" statues to keep them from getting "ashy".

In 1886, Mesdames et Messieurs, our nation gave yours a sculpture which symbolised America to the world. Today we do the same.

Once decayed, the statues now act as a convenient restroom

Voodoo priests just don't fuck around anymore.

The Wickerman II: Two Damn Wickermen! Led many to wonder if the Writers' Guild were trying anymore

The statues, entitled "WHYYYYYYYY Did I Cut My Own Hair, It Looks Fucking Terrible" comissioned by the United States Barber Federation was perfect, and served as a constant reminder to the people.

"Just because we're made of metal, it does not mean that are hearts cannot break." "How's that?" "They were constructed from less durable metal."

Black Guy #1: Finally, a girl that can' handle what I got!

Large; ugly; useless. And still the two black guys think about stealing them. ^ can't beat that.

The arrival of two casually dressed doctors did nothing to alleviate the pain of being a rusty, piece of shit sculpture.

They looked somehow less imposing once the papier mache was applied.

Guy in orange: Hehe she's not wearing any metal pants. I'll just ARGH!! MY EYES!!

These WNBA ads are getting really strange.

"See, I told you Earth was a great place. 'We come in peace small Earth dwellers', 'We are your friends'." "Um, Steve? You wanna tell your new 'friend' to stop fucking my leg?"

really, "racist captions suck" won? gay!

Cloverfield 2: Architectural Boogaloo.

Bigfoot hulks away unnoticed.

racist captions are cool.

Even aliens have problems: Example A) A pair of mates fight over who gave who rust, and where they caught it from.

The city was smart. The statues were both asethically appeasing and a great place to urinate

My doctor is stupid, I don't have the attention span of a three year ol... Ooh! Two giant rusty women!

Milli Vanilli were never quite the same after their lip sync scandal broke.

Though nearly destroyed by rust, this ancient sculpture still clearly depicts a wife telling her husband to move the invisible couch into the corner.

Onlookers take in the statues - Salute to Bulimia

Once again proving that Rufus would piss on ANYTHING.

The strike is over, so you can stop using CGI for everything!

Where are our polygons, God? Where are those high-res textures you promised? WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN US?!

The remake of "Escape From New York" is looking just fucking auesome dude!!!!

Politically correct captions suck.

Politically correct craptions suck harder.