Other Craptions

Many found it hard to feel sorry for a guy who could stand on his head while supporting a sign with his massive erection.

The dead hooker I planted finally took root.

Nevada had some issues with Schwarzenegger's policy of firing the homeless out of a canon.

Most people agreed, David Blain's "magic" stunts had really lost their edge.

Realizing he had mad a mistake in writing his sign in english, Jethro burst into an interperative dance.

Much like their cars, their technology, and their cartoons, Japanese panhandlers are far superior to their American counterparts.

"Don't give him your change! He claims he needs the money to travel, but in actuality you'd just be feeding his expensive velvet boot addiction."

"The malls are putting up their holiday decorations earlier and earlier every year." "Tell me about it! And every year they're less and less reflective of the the true meaning of christmas."

If you walk up to a Japanese guy and tell him he's on a game show, you can make him do anything you want.

In my day, homeless people hitched rides. And sometimes killed people. But they did it for free, damnit!

Who was going to read the sign when he had a tv strapped to his ass

Five Asians agree: Theres always that awkward hurt when you find your lover threw out your Valentine;s day gift.

Not many bums wear satin pants. Not many bums own suede boots. Not many ... WHAT IN HELL IS HOLDING UP THAT SIGN????

Sure, it was a far cry from broadway and he knew it was wrong; but "Hang a bum upside down like a pinata and beat him to death" was a hit and, dammit, Bill loved the applause.

Not pictured: Human Dignity.

Hmmm, these Asians do not impress easily.

In a show of unity, the normally photo-happy asian tourists decided to sit this one out.

Inscribed on taint: "Ye who shall pull him out will be our king".

Hey, when you're a down-on-your-luck Hefty bag, you still gotta eat. And noting beats Chinese.

It was the first time most of them had seen a homeless amputee with no head or arms. But they still decided not to give him money.

Unfortunately for Mario, the fire flower had some slight side effects.

After adding the "S" themselves, the store employees took their revenge on the sign painter. "Make fun of our accent now," they thought. "Happy Holiday" my ass...

It's a little known fact that the leading cause of homelssness in asian countries is expensive suede boots.

Modern art just ain't what it used to be...

Jimmy finally finished digging his hole to China. He totally forgot that he needed to jump in head first.

Those who are born "light in the loafers" often face a life of adversity.

Worst Puppet Show Ever

The Polish mafia sends an informer to "sleep with the fishes."

Fed up with panhandlers, the cops started dumping bums in trash cans.

Just because you call it art doesn't make it true.

Although he's gotten great responses in the past, George's reenactment of the woodchipper scene in Fargo didn't go over as well in Chinatown.

After George Bush left office, Kim Jong-il was forced to even stranger behavior to get the attention of the world focused on North Korea.

Okay, now BRING ON THE GERBILS!

Onlookers were amazed. Had the super hero "Captain Elvis-impersonator" really just form tackled that 70 year old homeless guy?

Stay the fuck away from the plants in Japanese malls...

After the silver suit and begging didn't work, Chad resorted to break dancing and advertising to get people to vote for his craption.

Like many of us, Space Ghost fell prey to the adjustable mortgage

The people looked on with bemusement as the man-eating trashbag claimed another victim.

Insert coins here....

"This is boring, at the other end of the mall there's a homeless guy who will let you kick him in the nuts for a dollar. Want to go?"

The homeless midget was giving serious thought to coming out his bag and kicking the circus freak's ass. This was the third fucking time in as many days he had done his cheesy hand-stand-behind-the-bag trick hoping for a craption photographer to come

it is actually the asians who are all upside down

After surviving attacks by godzilla, mothra, and anguirus, the japanese people seem oddly calm about the latest seige of the homeless foot monster.

"Sir, you seem to have a massive erection holding a sign!" "Don't act like your not impressed."

Jeff knew that his physics class would come in handy one day. The shortest distance between two points is a straight line. Using this knowledge he would beat that asshole frank to China.

superman's miscalculated landing ended tragically with the death of a homeless man, and many unimpressed brown people

Sign reads "Whack me in the nuts $1"

"QUICK GET CAMERA!!! GET CAMERA!!! WHAT YOU MEAN YOU FORGOT IT!!!! WE BE JAPANESE!!!

"Crap!", thought Gravity Boy. He knew his secret identity as a homeless man was busted.