Corpsy
Many found it hard to feel sorry for a guy who could stand on his head while supporting a sign with his massive erection.
Cyberglider
Nevada had some issues with Schwarzenegger's policy of firing the homeless out of a canon.
TillyKGB
Realizing he had mad a mistake in writing his sign in english, Jethro burst into an interperative dance.
djseifer
Much like their cars, their technology, and their cartoons, Japanese panhandlers are far superior to their American counterparts.
Corpsy
"Don't give him your change! He claims he needs the money to travel, but in actuality you'd just be feeding his expensive velvet boot addiction."
winkihed
"The malls are putting up their holiday decorations earlier and earlier every year." "Tell me about it! And every year they're less and less reflective of the the true meaning of christmas."
monsterjavabass
Five Asians agree: Theres always that awkward hurt when you find your lover threw out your Valentine;s day gift.
lawdragon
In my day, homeless people hitched rides. And sometimes killed people. But they did it for free, damnit!
Corpsy
If you walk up to a Japanese guy and tell him he's on a game show, you can make him do anything you want.
JewelsVern
Not many bums wear satin pants. Not many bums own suede boots. Not many ... WHAT IN HELL IS HOLDING UP THAT SIGN????
TillyKGB
Sure, it was a far cry from broadway and he knew it was wrong; but "Hang a bum upside down like a pinata and beat him to death" was a hit and, dammit, Bill loved the applause.
Crenshaw
Hey, when you're a down-on-your-luck Hefty bag, you still gotta eat. And noting beats Chinese.
Pre777
In a show of unity, the normally photo-happy asian tourists decided to sit this one out.
lawdragon
It was the first time most of them had seen a homeless amputee with no head or arms. But they still decided not to give him money.
cigjonser
After adding the "S" themselves, the store employees took their revenge on the sign painter. "Make fun of our accent now," they thought. "Happy Holiday" my ass...
kingsteve14
It's a little known fact that the leading cause of homelssness in asian countries is expensive suede boots.
tekdirek
Jimmy finally finished digging his hole to China. He totally forgot that he needed to jump in head first.
AngryRantingBob
Jeff knew that his physics class would come in handy one day. The shortest distance between two points is a straight line. Using this knowledge he would beat that asshole frank to China.
lawdragon
The people looked on with bemusement as the man-eating trashbag claimed another victim.
Ken Buddha
The homeless midget was giving serious thought to coming out his bag and kicking the circus freak's ass. This was the third fucking time in as many days he had done his cheesy hand-stand-behind-the-bag trick hoping for a craption photographer to come
Geloti
"Sir, you seem to have a massive erection holding a sign!" "Don't act like your not impressed."
thevelveturd
Although he's gotten great responses in the past, George's reenactment of the woodchipper scene in Fargo didn't go over as well in Chinatown.
TillyKGB
Onlookers were amazed. Had the super hero "Captain Elvis-impersonator" really just form tackled that 70 year old homeless guy?
vasrchr
After the silver suit and begging didn't work, Chad resorted to break dancing and advertising to get people to vote for his craption.
vasrchr
After George Bush left office, Kim Jong-il was forced to even stranger behavior to get the attention of the world focused on North Korea.
kingsteve14
"This is boring, at the other end of the mall there's a homeless guy who will let you kick him in the nuts for a dollar. Want to go?"
twenty2
"QUICK GET CAMERA!!! GET CAMERA!!! WHAT YOU MEAN YOU FORGOT IT!!!! WE BE JAPANESE!!!
Carto812
After surviving attacks by godzilla, mothra, and anguirus, the japanese people seem oddly calm about the latest seige of the homeless foot monster.
nuro
superman's miscalculated landing ended tragically with the death of a homeless man, and many unimpressed brown people
AdjectiveNoun
The unfortunate crowd was about to find out why this particular vagrant was called "The Human Cannon".
IrishTerror
Petey the Homeless Penis was desperate. He decided to stop screwing around with his hanging upside down antics and simply face the crowd and ask them for the money he needed to make it back home.
IrishTerror
Homelessness is a problem everywhere. But they do NOT fuck around in Singapore.
Corpsy
What a freak, wearing sunglasses indoors! And look at that outfit! You dress worse than the upside-down homeless guy!
lawdragon
Shockingly, the latest Flava of Love contestant couldn't even be taken seriously by Flav.
awdragon
craig's plan to cast off all his possessions and tunnel his way to the other side of the earth was costing him a lot in spoons.
PaulTMD
Frank breathed a sigh of relief. Joe had told him it would work, but until just now, he never fully believed that the Homeless Breakdancer routine would distract the crowd long enough to plant the device unseen.
Corpsy
The horrendous living conditions drove him away from Santa's Workshop, but now he can't seem to sleep any other way.
Nebulon
During the holidays the Beijing Mall ran a series of installations from local artists. It was a time of dread among the homeless population.
Nebulon
Prior to the Olympics the Chinese got radical in order to clean up the streets. Up side down mall stocks was one of the lighter options.
Nebulon
No one could figure out where the killer was hiding the bodies. On the plus side though the dummies in the new velvet boot stall where very life like.
Roland1232
Adjusting himself into proper speaking position, a creationist begins his lecture on Intelligent Design.
zoidbergMD
People laughed when North Korea merged its genetically-modified crop laboratory with its human-cloning project. No one is laughing now.
porsche
Unimpressed, Soo-Ling was mere seconds away from beating the crap out of him with her purse.
keeks137
He was desperate for money, but he wasn't stupid. Bob was bas beginning to doubt the validity of urban javelin.
J-BO
The marketing campaign for MANNEQUIN 3 was not going as well as Hollywood would have hoped...they should have brought back the gay black guy
Wisteria
The Chinese Acrobat Team was unimpressed by the simple handstand. Johnny remained unable to travel and homeless.
kshipley
Tara Reid has stooped to new lows in order to span the globe in search of partys.
Stretch
"Run up and kick him in the head." "No." "C'mon, He's got a bag over him and he's homeless. Who's gonna care. C'mon, baby, do it." "Welllllll.......ok."
Stretch
"Need money to travel"!?!? I have a home and food. I need money to travel. He needs to get a fucking job.
lexar
To help solve the overwhelming homeless problem the bums will be sent to China through a small shoot to help solve Chinas hunger crisis.
bobboringbaker
'Damn, why do i always have to return to the scene of the crime?' wondered the man in the blue jacket
phreesh
If the moneymaking boots didn't start pulling in the dontations, he was going to have to put on the asskicking boots.
fishmonkeyfiend
Using a homeless person as a javelin against another one? I'm sorry, but that's just impressive.
Newguy40
"Wu, you grab one leg... Sung, you grab the other... Now! Make a wish!" China is introduced to another popular US custom!
kshipley
These boots were made for...weird cock out handstands in front of asian people. Weird Al is really pushing it now.
Fairview
The Boa Constrictors knew it was the perfect disguise. Now all they had to do was wait for one to separate from the herd.
horn
Many of you are fixated on the clearly hermaphadidic he/she on the right but if you look closley the man in the green sweater is groping the woman with the purse also the dummy in the garbage can
artaban7
Little did Lois know that when she dumped Superman, he'd dump her...from 10,000 feet.
diddy0071
The City Council's Idea to "Trash" all the homeless received a less than warm response from the public.
xkape
"Crap!", thought Gravity Boy. He knew his secret identity as a homeless man was busted.
Shropshire238
Newark NJ Group of disinterested Asians gathered around homeless man who had unknowingly aspirated in garbage bag while trying to time travel to the Triassic Period during a bad crack trip. This was Crackhead Bill's fatal leap from, "Why Lie, I need
justinkase
Friday was T-shirt and jeans day at the United Nations, and also the christening of the newly installed sculpture entitled "Head Standing, Homeless, Red Boot Idiot"
kshipley
And so Oscar left the legs hanging as a reminder...that this is your fate if you ever call him a grouch.
RoflsaurusRex
I AM HOMELESS. NEED MONEY TO LEARN HOW TO WALK UPRIGHT AND BS YOU MORE. PLZ HELP!!
bcanders
After years of alcoholism that started when Lois left him, Superman finally hits rock bottom.
nrshw9
Remembering seeing the Wizard of Oz from his childhood, George the Bum thought he could try on the ruby red shoes and get a house to land on him as well.
drunkpiano
What kind of world do we live in? Donald Trump has a terrible toupee and yet is allowed to be incredibly wealthy, yet a man like this with such skillz is allowed to be homeless and gawked at by an old Asian man with awesome sunglasses.
shonen
"Hey, there's a lot of room in space right?" "Yeah." America's failed attempt at getting rid of the homeless problem.
shonen
"Hey, there's a lot of room in space right?" "Yeah." "And we've got A LOT of homeless people here on Earth right?" "Yeah...wait, I see where you're going with this."
usolangto
Ronnie the Rapist was always foiled by a swift knee to the crotch. That was until...
scoob
wow, he stood on his hands and no change fell out. oh, what's that? he's homeless? that explains it.
smittyp87
Paris Hilton was willing to go all out for the new season of "The Simple Life: Tokyo."
stackismom
The Japanese judge only gave him 5.9.That's a perfect score if I ever saw one.
Radzilla
"See, I told you Earth was a great place. 'We come in peace small Earth dwellers', 'We are your friends'." "Um, Steve? You wanna tell your new 'friend' to stop fucking my leg?"
EcricircE
unfortunately due to the angle of his erection this was the only way he could hold up the sign.
Ranger
You're not 'homeless' dude. Here, let me through this tarp over you and voila' instant tee-pee! www.NeilsNotes.com
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