Even though she was tempted, Sarah decided to hold out for a man made of pure gold.
After six years of standing completely motionless in the same spot, Barney made his move.
The lion wanted courage, the scarecrow wanted a brain, but all the tin-man wanted was a blowjob from dorothy....
He earned a lot more money after changing his sign to "1 euro for me to stop touching you"
Following the exile of Silver Surfer, the series took a turn for the worse with the introduction of Silver Creepy Uncle.
Hnd jb...hnd jb...
My buddies said you could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch, is that true? Because man do I have a job for you!
Prepare to be assimilated...BY THE FUNK!
Come on baby, no shame in taking home the silver.
...but other than that, the malls in Chernobyl are pretty much the same. Look, they've even got an Abercrombie.
I'm from the future, come with me if I want to live. See that guy in red over there, he's the Terminator. No really... Hey stop laughing bitch... I'll fucking cut you!
"Listen bitch, I need a heart, and i ain't too choosy about where it comes from!"
Jenny was not entirely comfortable with the mannerisms of the rare "silver douchebags." But then, she'd be damned if anyone was going to call her a racist.
In an attempt to appeal to the urban market, Marvel Comics creates the Silva Surfa, herald of Blacktus, destroyer of nice white girls from the suburbs.