Other Craptions

Dewey was given the great honor of adjusting the bendy straws for our giant alien overlords.

Man, it was rough getting a television signal in the days before cable...

You know, those guys over at Anonymous might just have a point about Scientology...

Ironically, after he pulled it, Bobby found himself stuck on the Stop The World I Want To Get Off switch...

While most people might use a banana, a pepper grinder or maybe a beer bottle to make lude and suggestive gesticulations, Chris had to search high and low for objects that gave a more accurate indication.

If I can just pull this giant lever then Lost will finally be over.

Taking a run at it, William jumped towards the pole. "Dammit," said WIlliam, "It missed my anus yet AGIAN!"

Testing for the revised voting system in the upcoming election held very little promise.

As it turns out, no, you cannot stop a train with your nuts.

Oh, David Blaine, is there nothing you won't do?

The rare wild candy cane is much larger and more aggressive than its domestic cousin.

Jack be nimble Jack be quick Jack jump over the...OH FUCK.

Colossus pulled out the dipstick and was relieved to see there was still some human in the gas tank.

Overcome with grief about the naughty list, Santa instructed his dim-whitted elf, Herby, to aim the "Candy Cannon" towards Los Angeles.

Tommy was on the cusp of proving time travel was INDEED possible. Yes, he would show them all!

Just in the nick of time, Ricky diverted the laser cannon, saving our Moon!

"I can fly! I can fly" "..." "Oh shit! No I can't!!!"

One upside to parenting a severely retarded teenager is that you can take them ANYWHERE and say it's Disneyland.

Of all the successful promotional items, none caused more injury lawsuits than the "Official Where's Waldo Lightening Rod."

This would have been the greatest Jacob's Ladder experiment of all-time, if this guy had any idea what the damn thing was.

Not one to be outdone, Jeremy set out to beat Jenna Jameson's record for pole riding.

Candyman...oh, Candyman

It was starting to become apparent that Survivor was running out of challenge ideas.

Our specimen here, affectionately named Dummy, displays the mating dance exhibited by toll booth workers all over the world....simply beautiful

A young George Lucas shooting test scenes for a little movie that would become known as "Star Wars" a few years later.

Larry was starting to suspect he might be the victim of a hoax, and that this was not in fact the best way to get mayo stains out of his pants.

Quick! my uncle Jack is stuck on the pole! Will someone help my uncle Jack off?

Vivaaaa, Vi-agra!

I can see my wife sleeping with my best friend from here.

Filling the swimming pool with gin and vermouth was easy and now he had the swizzle stick as well. The tricky part was going to be finding an olive the size of a watermelon.

God: "I liked the old gate better."

You are - HERE!

"...That's not a knife, THIS is a knife!"

Whispers of "senile" were heard around the workshop after Santa unveiled the new "Candy Lightening Rod."

"sometimes mr olivander can be a dickhead" thought harry when he was handed his new wand

Chippendales Alaska.

A recent pole suggests voters are leaning towards Obama.

As his performance wound down, Steve was disappointed to find a paltry $3.04 on the stage below.

That's right Dad I'm GAY!

Jeff was having second thoughts about the discount firefighter's school.

Not only was it a coincidence that the javelin landed in a footlight, but the innocent bystander latching on was a bit strange as well.

The "white" version of Barber Shop was disturbingly different.

When Archimedes first tried his experiment, he realised he lacked one key piece. "Give me a place to stand and I'll move the Earth!" he shouted. Unfortunately his assistants couldn't hear him, and the Earth remained where it was.

After hanging from that pole all day, his next trip to the bathroom somehow became depressing.

It wasn't until too late that David realised a thunderstorm probably wasn't the best time to try out his new radio transmitter.

Lazy man's craption - Dick joke, Poland joke, North Pole joke. There. Done.

Rob Schneider is..."STUCK ON A POLE" coming to theaters this summer.

Finally coming down from the longest LSD trip of his life, Tom realized that this in fact was NOT the end of a level of Mario Brothers.

Little did he know, Gary had unintentionally discovered Extreme Pole Dancing