Craptions Classics February 12, 2008

"Hey is that girl a ma.." "Shhhhhhh" I can totaly see his p.. "Shhhhhhh" Seriously I.. "Shhhh" But "Shh" I "Shh" ____ "Shh"

randychico

Other Craptions

Welcome to Bulgaria, where men are men and women are also sometimes men.

Ronan Gleeson

After all the hype, Blowjob Island turned out to be quite a letdown.

zoidbergMD

Despite his many critics, Tony was convinced "Peacocks with shecocks" would be the next "Girls gone Wild."

TillyKGB

Leroy knew that his new mole implant made him look just like one of the girls... Now he just had to get rid of that spotlight hogging bitch Stephanie...

usedretainers

When they told him there would be a free meal with a short presentation, Greg had expected a time share pitch. This, he was completely unprepared for.

davidatjr

What happens in Des Moines stays in Des Moines.

whyimhot

"Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me?""Right now, I'm just happy that my girlfriend is a girl..."

BubbaLove

The new season of "The Search For The Next Pussycat Doll" takes a turn for the worse...

flyingmnky

Don't tell anyone but one of us isn't a man.

Nebulon

"Trust me. Even if I thought I could speak without spewing vomit everywhere, there is no way I'd tell ANYONE about this."

JasonF

Dick, dick, dick, dick, goose.

Roland1232

If any one asks it was just a overly large clit, OK!

Nebulon

Misunderstanding the use of the term "sexually ambiguous," Brody unwhittingly wandered into a situation that would take years of therapy and a bottle of penicilin to clear up.

TillyKGB
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