Other Craptions

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After all the hype, Blowjob Island turned out to be quite a letdown.

Despite his many critics, Tony was convinced "Peacocks with shecocks" would be the next "Girls gone Wild."

Leroy knew that his new mole implant made him look just like one of the girls... Now he just had to get rid of that spotlight hogging bitch Stephanie...

When they told him there would be a free meal with a short presentation, Greg had expected a time share pitch. This, he was completely unprepared for.

What happens in Des Moines stays in Des Moines.

"Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me?""Right now, I'm just happy that my girlfriend is a girl..."

The new season of "The Search For The Next Pussycat Doll" takes a turn for the worse...

Don't tell anyone but one of us isn't a man.

Dad?

"Trust me. Even if I thought I could speak without spewing vomit everywhere, there is no way I'd tell ANYONE about this."

Dick, dick, dick, dick, goose.

If any one asks it was just a overly large clit, OK!

Misunderstanding the use of the term "sexually ambiguous," Brody unwhittingly wandered into a situation that would take years of therapy and a bottle of penicilin to clear up.

Almost instantly, the Hillary Clinton campaign came to a screeching halt.

This was going to be the most hilarious caption ever until it got censored by the League Of Shushing Transvestites.

"Shh, I'm deep undercover." "But it's your day off. And you work in sales."

I don't like being in Tom Cruise's dreams.

Times were hard for Sarah Jessica Parker after Sex in the City ended, but at least she got to keep the costumes.

The premise for Die Hard 7 was the most ridiculous yet.

The absence of an aluminum pole and the number of bulging Adam's apples on stage were bad signs, but it was only when the "ladies" shushed him for telling them to show some titty that Dan knew he was at the wrong show.

Oswald sighed. This would be the last bet he'd ever make with Drew and Lewis again.

Geoff wasn't sure what was a better present, the new camera, or the chlamydia.

Scully and Mulder’s most recent undercover assignment proved that some X-Files should remain uninvestigated.

Although he had secretly been longing for a donkey show Terry tried to make the most of his bachelor party.

Jeff was soon to know all there is to know about the crying game.

Boy, the Victoria's Secret models are starting to let themselves go aren't they?

" . . . is it alright with you if I keep my eyes shut, too?"

As is any man's life with women: two tried to shut me up, two laughed and one looked like she was going to kick my ass.

"Yes," thought Sandra, peering out sinisterly from behind her fan, "I have found enough virgin sacrifices..."

There are no words in the English language that can be hateful enough to describe this picture.

Somehow, John the consultant felt the execs at Denny's had missed his point when he recommended an "image change."

That's it, Ted Haggard, this time it's TEN days of rehab.

Turn the lights off please. Please.

The off off off Broadway production, "Shush! Or my Mom will take off the Feathered Boa", had been enjoying moderate success until audience participation became mandatory and quite aggressive.

America's Next Top Model took a noticeable step backward once Kathy Lee Gifford was put in charge.

See, shit like this makes baby Jesus cry.

one of these things is not like the others, one of these things OH GOD MY EYES

Where will you be when diarrhea strikes?

Somewhere in bird heaven, the last blue emu looks down in bitter disapointment.

see, this is why i stay inside and play WOW all day.

Jesus Christ, Cthulu is about to eat these people and all they can do is pick their noses!

Alrighty then, Which one is Guliani?

How many horsemen of the Appoclypse were there?

Okay, so it's agreed, NO ONE will post this to their facebook page, okay?

We won't tell your wife, if you don't complain about the anal sex. What anal sex? You'll see . . . .

This was the last time Dan let his mom's friends get drunk at his birthday party.

Despite his initial reservations, the show's producer was now fairly confident Chuck could pass for an extremely ugly woman. Randy, on the other hand...

"Those were the happy days...before we were all addicted to crack."