Other Craptions

Suddenly, simultaneously, the entire right lane realized they left the iron on.

Joey kept driving happily along, singing to the radio, not knowing that he the victim of the greatest Drive & Ditch prank ever.

Everyone turns back at the sign "This road for 13-inch dicks only". Pictured top right: I continue to drive on.

Alien assholes. First crop circles, now this.

Bill sped away from the scene of the accident. His work here was done.

It wasn't until the drive back from work that Bill saw the sign advertising free blowjobs from 7 till 4.

Fact 1: That little blue car is in fact driving towards them. Fact 2: Its driven by John McClane. Fact 3: This photo was the last one the helicopter pilot would ever take.

Not Pictured: Godzilla.

Mark's farts were getting really bad.

And all at once, the Garmins and Tom Toms became self-aware. And it turns out they're ass holes.

Only one car out of the thousands will fertilize the highway, while the others will be flushed out of its body.

Yes, she was that hot.

In communist Russia, traffic jams you!

Those asshole over at Improv Everywhere have really gone and done it now...

Omar may have been considered the worst valet of all-time, but there was a method to his madness...

Exactly one minute after the discovery of Blowjob Island is announced on the radio.

If you were a German, you'd swerve to hit the puppy too.

Very dissapointed that the gridlock was already over, many turned to have another go.

While searching through his cd's, Benjamin was the only one not to notice the mushroom cloud growing on the horizon.

The first edit for the video to REM's "Everybody Hurts" made even less sense.

Regardless of the outcome, it was still a great handjob.

Bob giggled madly when he realized that his hack and upload of "TURN LEFT NOW" to TomTom was successful beyond his wildest dreams.

Cars full of naughty children leave their parents no options but to "turn this vehicle around and go home".

Pop Quiz: Circle the independent thinker.

Despite driving a Hybrid, Tom thought he now had an outside chance of winning the race.

"Should we tell the Ford Focus?" "Nah, he'll figure it out."

When lemmings drive.

No, your other left.

That's hilarious, a tractor on the highway! Oh yeah, there's that clusterfuck in the right lane, but whatever.

Asian Women's Driving Conference, next right.

Welcome to china, BUCKLE UP MOTHER FUCKER!

This is what happens in L.A. when "La Emirgra" (immigration) sets up a roadblock.

There, now that I've reorganized my CDs, put my lipstick on, and finished brewing this delicious cup of mocha latte, I can concentrate on my driv...oh shit.

Which way to the vagina monologues? Oh. That way.

After months of planning the guys at Jackass finally perfected synchronized driving and of course the only shape they can form is a cock and balls.

The first women's only parking lot.

Back at the hive, the bee would tell of his greatest adventure to date.

Anonymous uses their traditional methods to thwart Scientology (in over 200 cities around the globe).

This is why you shouldn't put up signs saying "Now Entering Delaware."

Another oil slick attack by Spy Hunter.

Wow!!! Look at the tangelos at that fruit stand!!!

"So what if there's a tiny bug in our GPS machine? We'll just fix it in the next update."

You're kidding! All you can eat pancakes at IHOP!

God drops his Dual Shock.

And they're all women.

Hillary Clinton was just elected President, all the Americans are fleeing to Mexico, all the Mexican are changing their minds about coming to America

Man standing on hood of car in the oncoming traffice lane: Worst. Traffic cop. EVER.

I don't care if the sign does say, "Road Out- Cliff At Canyon of Death Ahead," there's no whay in hell I'm merging into that clusterfuck!

I don't know what World War III will be fought with, but World War IV will be fought with cars.