Other Craptions

Ironically, those who chose "IDIOT" over "PATRIOT" made a hell of a lot more money off the last Super Bowl.

The menu on Omar's kabob truck confused most people, but the dead dove was delicious.

Sticker you will never see on this truck: MY CHILD IS AN HONOR STUDENT

Rudy Giuliani on the long drive back to New York from Florida....

My other car is Air Force One.

No, seriously. I'm not kidding. All that crap about America, and yep, it's on a Toyota. Seriously. Here, hold on, I'll shoot you a cam pic.

I missed my exit? Sweet Jesus... the terrorists have truly won.

Patriot OR Idiot, because theres no way anyone can be both.... guys?

I wish he wouldn't play that music. I really could have gone for an ice cream cone, but now I'm just sad.

You should see my house.

I remember when he used to pray for the day that someone would blow up those "liberal New York City faggots".

"Knock, knock." "Whose there?" "9/11." "9/11 who?" "You said you'd nevver forget."

You know, I'd like to make a funny craption, but I swear someone's gonna beat the shit out of me 'cause I'm Canadian.

The entire world's perception of America.

No one will ever realise it was me.

The newest Transformer, Bushimus Prime, did not sell as well as they had hoped.

The amount of "9/11 remembering" is directly proportional to the number of flags scotch taped to your car. As can be evidenced here, this guy remembers the shit out of it.

Poignant AND aerodynamic.

In Texas this is what it means to pimp out your ride.

Every time I start jerking off in my car this guy has to drive by and ruin it.

8 more Mexicans successfully cross the border.

"Look! The I scream man! I'm getting a Condescending Diatribe! Mmmmmmmm!"

Used 2001 Toyota. Low Miles, Clean interior, non-smoker. No rust. There are a couple of "stickers" on it...nothing real noticable.

3 days later, in cell block C of Guantanamo Bay, Ahmed swore he would be more careful hitchhiking from now on.

Bill didn't know why he was getting angry looks until he realized he had parked at an Alzheimers Disease Convention.

The funny thing is, Mike was from Norway.

When tying a piece of string around your finger just won't cut it.

The one thing Carl did forget: height regulations on the overpass up ahead.

"Excellent..." muttered the terrorists. "Now that we have our new truck, no one will suspect a thing..."

Hey did you see Michael Moore's new ride?

When threatened, the Patriot truck flares out in flags and banners to intimidate the predator. Which is anything that is not draped in red white & blue.

Guiliani dropped out of the race to spend more time with his truck.

Ironically, after a 747 crashed into the back of his truck, he remembered again.

After remaining in hiding for almost 15 years, Osama bin Laden wanted to find out just how easy it was to avoid the Americans. This was his forty-third test. There would be many more.

How ironic that such a patriotic american drives a foreign truck

What Jim Bob lacked in taste, he more than made up for in hate.

This Patriotic message brought to you by Toyota.

Steve was the neighborhood ice cream man. He was never quite the same when he got back from Afghanistan.

it had to be a white truck

While following this truck, Canadian Bobby began to wish that the terrorists would attack his country so he could make bold, public statements about the genetic shortcomings of his fellow Canadians too.

"Ya know, I could probably do anything in this truck and cops wouldn't pull me over...hmm." - the moment Ed the carpenter became Ed the cocaine smuggler.

Dad, can I please take my driver's test in Mom's car?

Do I want a "Toyota Live Hawk" or a "Tacoma Dead Dove?" It's so hard to choose...

What kind of mileage do I get? 9 city / 11 highway.

Mobil Myspace's first member.

I wonder if he'll be voting Republican or Democrat in November?

This is actually the way Alzheimer's patients keep each other in check.

And topping Cracked's Week in Douchbaggery...

Patriotic live hawks and Idiotic dead doves...united we stand.