Craptions Classics February 08, 2008

"Are you sure this is the easiest way to measure the rink?" "Yes. Go get more bears."

planB

Other Craptions

As they stepped out onto the ice, the team was distraught to notice a large crane mechanism hovering toward them from above...

omgtehlindsay

"No! Stupid genie! I said 1,000 BEERS on ice!"

cigjonser

And thus, the bloodiest war Sergeant Snuggles had ever fought in ended in defeat.

dogico

Your girlfriend's a bit clingy - isn't she.

grumnut1

Thanks to the delivery mix-up, there are now also 8,000,000 cases of Molson Canadian beer sitting on Toys-R-Us shelves all across America.

Wembley

Some anonymous felons threw several hockey players onto the ice during the 4th annual Frozen Bear Clusterfuck.

usedretainers

Ground Zero at Santa's Crash Landing.

Roland1232

The gang war between the NHL and the Ice Capades ended predictably.

Fairview

Nightmare on Sesame Street

aritolla

One rule change they said...one change!

grumnut1

John never worked in an NHL Marketing Department again after the "We can BEARly wait for the playoffs!" giveaway night debacle.

Wembley

Everyone knows the hat trick tradition. Only true hockey fans know what to do if someone wrists an infant in past the goalie.

keeks137

"GODDAMMIT! It's hard enough to prove hockey isn't gay without this shit happening."

roninhobbit

If this won't get kids interested in sports, nothing will.

Shmichael
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