Other Craptions

For some reason, no one ever stopped and said, "Maybe a gay reenactment of D-Day isn't such a great idea."

Not Pictured: Any black people whatsoever

When "W" ruled he would serve an uncontested third term, nobody was more shocked than Cuba's Department of Immigration

"I'm glad I brought my camcorder today." "Why?" "Because I also brought my lawn darts."

"I've gathered you all here because one of you is the murderer."

Rush hour in Venice.

Anybody seen my friend Steve? He's sitting in a boat, wearing bright colors...

MARCO....

Try and look PAST the picture...you'll see a magic 3d image

"OK, only one of us will carry the pound of heroin up their rectum. The Coast guard can't cavity search us all!" They were wrong.

"Oh my God, they rescued Gilligan!" "Bullshit." "He's in the little yellow boat, next to the gray one." "What the fuck."

OK People, listen up. We are looking for a tall & skinny white guy with glasses and a scarfe. I want groups of two, to pan out in delta formation. He answers to Waldo.

When water was invented, everyone wanted a piece of the action.

Those lured to Dubai to work on the latest man-made island project slowly realized their folly when they heard those last, fateful words: The Frame's in, now pour the concrete.

...and with this, the coast guard began the yuppie douche bag Holocaust. Sometimes Genocide is OK

Budgets cuts had hit the Australian navy hard.

Miami General Hospital had a record number of oar-to-the-face related injuries that afternoon.

You know what? I've made so many spelling errors in my captions it's not even funny. Don't vote for me please, I give up.

"Welcome to Iraq. Keep your life jackets on, that's gonna be your body armor."

Anyone seen the pin on my grenade?

Guys... listen up - we've discovered more ocean.

SHARK!

When Mike Huckabee won the Republican nomination AND the presidency, it was all America needed to pack up and move to Canada

Even Waldo said "Fuck it! It's too crowded."

"hi, we're here for the gang bang"

The elitist upper class had them surrounded with their yachts. Several bloody seconds later the screaming subsided, and their beachfront properties rose in value by 4.8 percent.

Good: Kayak orgy. Better: Coast Guard closing in Best: That motherfucker is filming it all

"Damnit, I told you not to throw your hot dog in the water. Now they all want some."

At the Ornithological Spring Break, a tit sighting always draws a crowd.

On the set of Jaws V: Beachside Buffet.

Underwater, the Cloverfield creature smiled. He loved Skittles.

"How are we gonna spell 'LOSERS FOREVER' with our rafts if we don't get organized?!"

Thousands flee to Canada after the Supreme Court votes 5 to 4 allowing George W. Bush a third term in office.

"Lost" went down hill after season 9.

Is this the National psueado-hippy-coffeeshop-going-hybrid-car-buying-I-love-living-in-Colorado-and-eating-granola-while-being-concerned-about-my-stock-portfolio-and-listening-to-R.E.M Outdoor getaway? ...or is Britney Spears skinny dipping?

Even in Waterworld Mardi Gras was a festive time.

Pictured: Clusterfuck

For some reason, France just can't get the grasp on this whole "Military" thing.

Gotta go. My kayak is double parked.

On your marks,....get set.....Drown!

Last known photo from the 9th annual "Waterworld" convention, held the same day as the 2004 tsunami.

Just when they thought things couldn't get weirder, Superman showed up (far left, middle) selling fish kebobs.

The gay pride parade goes aquatic.

The larger yachts swim circles around the smaller kayaks to cause chaos and disorder in the group. They then takes turns busting through the group picking their prey off, one by one.

The stout people of New Orleans amassed where they remembered the streets to be in eager anticipation of this year's Mardi Gras celebrations.

the writer's strike forces a new reality show onto the air: "where the fuck is waldo?" as you can see by the photo, no one has any idea where he is.

I'm telling you. I don't know where he is, but Waldo ain't fucking here!

People who F***** Matt Damon

Epic Failure.