YOU SHALL NOT PAAAAAAAAAAAAASS!!!
Tom could do nothing but stare in amazement: Jerry had finally lost it.
Everybody laughed when I blew all my gold on the +4 Sword of Housecat Slaying. Well, who's laughing now, motherfuckers?
I said you're a pussy! What are you gonna do about it?
Every time you masturbate God gives a kitty a toy.
though they tried to play down the effects of the writers strike, the cracked staff were obviously strained for material
Dude, this catnip is amazing. I can totally see this little tiny knight riding a flaming horse! Where'd you get this stuff?
Cat: So you're a tiny knight huh?
Cat: So how's that workin' out for you?
Knight: It fucking takes forever to get places.
The irony that the cat was named Dragon was a fact that escaped the Don Quixote of Lilliput.
Uwe Boll begins production on his next project, the movie adaptation of "Dragon's Lair."
I'm telling you Sidney...we survived the writer's strike, and we'll make it through this CGI Animator's Guild strike, too.
Mittens's hairballs had resembled things before, but this was just creepy.
Jeff was only an average figurine painter, but he was a GREAT taxidermist.
Warren's desktop image was exactly what his coworkers expected it to be.