Other Craptions

YOU SHALL NOT PAAAAAAAAAAAAASS!!!

Tom could do nothing but stare in amazement: Jerry had finally lost it.

Everybody laughed when I blew all my gold on the +4 Sword of Housecat Slaying. Well, who's laughing now, motherfuckers?

I said you're a pussy! What are you gonna do about it?

Every time you masturbate God gives a kitty a toy.

though they tried to play down the effects of the writers strike, the cracked staff were obviously strained for material

Dude, this catnip is amazing. I can totally see this little tiny knight riding a flaming horse! Where'd you get this stuff?

Cat: So you're a tiny knight huh? Knight: Yeah. Cat: So how's that workin' out for you? Knight: It fucking takes forever to get places.

The irony that the cat was named Dragon was a fact that escaped the Don Quixote of Lilliput.

Uwe Boll begins production on his next project, the movie adaptation of "Dragon's Lair."

I'm telling you Sidney...we survived the writer's strike, and we'll make it through this CGI Animator's Guild strike, too.

Mittens's hairballs had resembled things before, but this was just creepy.

Jeff was only an average figurine painter, but he was a GREAT taxidermist.

Warren's desktop image was exactly what his coworkers expected it to be.

With War, Conquest, and Death defeated, Pestilence contemplates delaying the Apocalypse another Millennium.

Anyone who writes anything beginning with "I can has..." gets this plastic horse shoved where the sun don't shine.

"MOVE Kitty, you're ruining the scale."

My name is Indigo Montoya, you ate my father, prepare to die!

It took the most refined techniques from Confuse-a-Cat to shake Fluffy out of his complacency.

Calvin, Hobbes, and the Transmogrofier Gun: The Battle Continues

And so with Super Tuesday over it was time for the country to face more important things like tiny cat fighting knights.

Even the most die-hard World of Warcraft fan had to admit the developers had just run out of ideas.

After The Indian in the cupboard, Omri started experimenting, with bloody results.

The Orc assualt was going well. Then Steven brought out Mittens and changed the face of Warhammer forever.

Admittedly, when I bought the movie "HUGE PUSSY, TINY PRICKS" I thought I would get something else.

While Mr. Jingles would never admit it, he still looked back on his geeky 'D&D years' with fondness

Who took this photo? A>Some D&D female-warrior-figurine painting Shit-heel B>A divorced overweight middle aged Wiccan earth goddess who home-schools her teen-aged looser son (See above) and takes to the renaissance fare circuit during the war

Brian didn't know if it was the cat or the D&D collectibles that caused the girls to leave, but, at any rate, they always left.

The creature has terrorized our lands, sprayed on our houses and blocked the roads with furballs. Members of our families have been mortally chewed, and we cower in fear at the sound of its deadly mews. But our champion has arrived!

The new instances in "Wrath of the Lich King" were somewhat...lacking.

One does not simply march into mordor!

Tom sadly thought to himself, "If he would just even look at girls instead of painting these things, he might get laid this decade."

The other knights smirked when Sir Dwayne rode in alone having been convinced he would encounter the greatest pussy in the land.

"Look Fluffy, my best one yet. Black coat, fire red hooves,mane, and tail. The tones on the armor are perfect. I'm totally going to rule at the next Comic Con" "JARED!! did you mow the back yard yet" "I SAID I WOULD DO IT NANA, GAAAAAAAWD!!"

Apathy cat refuses to conform to meme conventions.

Well aware of the harmful effects of curiosity, Tiger still couldn't take his eyes off his owner and those four tranny prostitutes.

GAME ON!

"Meow",says the cat nothing says the toy.....for toys cant talk,asshole this craption sucks......

www.stuffthreateningmycat.com

mittens and lancelot discuss their confusment as to why the can't have kittens

Deleted scene from 'The Lord of the Rings: The Return of th King' when the director's son wanted to make his own ending.

"We need a Craption! We're updating in 10 minutes, come on!" "Umm, hang on! ...Oh jeez. Ummm...ahh! Kitty, come here..."

A warhammer piece versus a cat? What if it was a space marine? What if *SMACK* Shut the fuck up!

The pitch was utterly convincing. With tears of sublime joy in his eyes, the New Line studio exec greenlit The Lord of the Rings.

Felix stares disapprovingly. His newly created volunteer army is severely lacking.

one of these is out of a cereal box. guess which one.

would you like to pet my pussy? OK just move the damn cat.

You haven't been eating over at Lewis Carroll's again.

Hey horsey man, I'm feelin' a bit lazy - Go get me a Snickers.