Other Craptions

Its one fear? Tiny Elephants

"What kinda mileage you get?" "10 city, 6 maze." "Hmm...previous owner?" "Just an old lady that chased it around every Sunday."

There's just no escaping the fact: EuroDisney sucks...

Every New Yorker knows that if the giant rat emerges from the sewer, sees its shadow and proceeds to eats the nearest bystander, they're in for six more weeks of winter.

My GOD! What have you been feeding him!? Oh...nothing much. Cheese, rat pellets, uranium. Normal stuff...

Lester knew it was some sort of bizarre street scam, but he couldn't resist the challenge of finding the tiny penis on the giant rat.

I for one would like to welcome our new giant rat overlords.

Nothin' like the smell of rat balls in the morning.

Upon seeing that face in the window, Robbie was immediately filled with a murderous rage he never knew existed. It was him. The man who killed his entire family. It was the exterminator man.

"No man, I swear, I've got him. Just put your ear to his chest and you can hear his heartbeat. It's amazing! No, you got to get right in there. Closer... Closer... Now boy! Kill! KILL!!!"

Sovereign bank was known for giving loans to unqualified borrowers.

If there's a better way to store pudding, I'd like to hear it.

"I can't hold him for long! You gotta kick him in the nut sac!" But Harold's pants were so tight. So tight...

Roger Corman's "Cloverfieldmouse"

Police check for signs of trauma as the victim identifies a photo of the man who molested him.

"Yeah, I see your problem. Track marks on the feet. I wish I had better news, but if I had to guess, I'd say your rat's been doping."

So come on down to Sovereign Furniture Supply, where you'll find a PLAGUE of savings!!

Can't I walk my giant rat in peace, and not have somebody try to blow it?

Schmichael had successfully kept his sexual perversion of performing oral sex on rodents a secret... ...Until he met Roddy HugeRat

The more "realistic" version of Mickey terrified most of the people to visit Disney Orlando.

"It cost me a mint, but some stem-cell researchers promised me they'd grow me a new wife on his back. One with a vagina that doesn't flap in the wind like a pirate flag."

I have to admit, while your pet rat may be a monstrous abomination of nature, these are definitely some well tailored pants!

OK Harry! You've managed to moon every window poster this side of Manhattan. Can we go home now? The rat is getting heavy.

After grossly missing with the overhand right Captain Kaki was in for some nasty ground and pound.

There was no limit to the size of rat's ass Dave couldn't give.

What a jerk! Telling me there's a mouse crawling up my leg. He knows I'm deathly afraid of rodents and that I'd probably... what's this ominous shadow?

Stop calling me a rat. I'm a fucking VOLE!

They thought it couldn't get any worse when the giants rats came. The giant housecats would soon follow.

Carl's picture commemorating his first ever Employee of the Month award was overshadowed by that huge fucking rat outside.

Fellate-a-rat will be all the rage this spring.

Clever as always The Shredder set an evil trap for those turtles.

hey look, a buck!

If Jeb was ever going to get the recognition he deserved for being Mechanic of the Year, he had to do something about that rat, namely, stabbing it in the balls.

Though some pet rats could be trained to use a litter box, John's preferred an open manhole.

After months of searching, the giant rat found his muse, and began...sculpting.

Looks like an ol' fashioned giant rat lynching.

Security gave the anonymous gift one final inspection then brought it inside. Little did they know, this was a TROJAN Rat. Sovereign would burn.

"Our bank needs a new image. One that's hip and popular with the kids today. Johnson! What have you got?" "Giant rats covered in blood." "My God, Johnson, you've done it again."

Q: Hey, rat! What's the capitol of Thailand? A: Bangkok! ...And then the giant rat ate Doug.

Terry knew the only way to prove he was right was to just smell it for himself.

Surely there's a faster way to blow up this damn balloon!!!

Most of the craptions for this photo will joke that there is a giant rat in the picture. However if you look closely and squint real hard, you will clearly see it is inflated.

Rattata, I choose you!

Ratataouille 2: Remy's Revenge

Later that day, Commander Charles "Cheesy" Stevenson would come to regret his choice of call sign.

I wanted to make a funny reference to Peter Jackson's Braindead, but none of you would have got it.

He swallowed all the Star Wars Craptions?

"Three men, one rat" was much more advantageous but far less popular

In Soviet Russia, you blow rat!