Other Craptions

Boston: Where Retards Become Retahds.

Pictured on left, right, and background: your daughters. Pictured in foreground: the idiots who bone your daughters.

My guess is that isn't the first time those guys have had a dude on their back.

Suddenly, all attention was teken away from Bob, who had encased himself in a statue for the big game.

Cecil froze in terror as he looked down and discovered what the guys had done with the rest of the paint while he was sleeping.

It really didn't matter who won the Super Bowl this year, because these New England fan had already won the Super Douche Bag Bowl in their hearts...

The Patriots devise a new scheme to take attention away from their suspiciously perfect winning streak...male nudity.

invisible tom brady blow job.

New England New England I do declare I can see your underwear!

Ah, yes. The things you can accomplish with a Harvard education.

Just some Patriots fans showing off their breast implants.

Sure, you're focusing on the Pats logo painted on the guys' backs, but everyone else is taking pictures of M.C. Escher's 'Relativity' painted on their fronts.

Tom and his buddies had been so sure the Patriots were going to win when they got the tattoos, but afterwards they started to regret not waiting till the end of the game.

Tom Brady demonstrating the wedgie he plans on giving Eli at the superbowl

Judy was well pleased with her work organising the hen's night, and had saved heaps on the male strippers.

With Tom Brady on the team, the rest of the New England Patriots had to go to extreme lengths to get attention.

the giants won!!!! this isnt a funny caption, but they won!!!!!

Seeing that two others had the identical markings, Todd went into attack mode. There could be only one.

New England: where the people are as white as their underwear.

You would think there must be a way to show support without flashing crack, but there isn't. Not in my America.

Damn..Belichick has some weird shit on those videotapes...

18 wins, 1 loss...three losers

Chuck: "Did you invite Seth along?" Mike: "Hell nah." Seth: "Don't tase me bro! Don't tase me!"

you painted faces on your back only to looooooooooooooooooooose!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

The Patriots' Mascot never looked so Asian.

Boston's answer to the Guido...

"Oh my Gawd Lindsey, these assclowns are gonna get me, like, a million hits on Youtube!"

Body paint-$10 Over-hyped team blowing a perfect season? Priceless.

Man...and to think that Jimmy died of Pneumonia for nothing huh?

Little did they now that Superbowl XLII was going to be the worst day ever in their lives!!!

Just when New York thought they had beaten Boston in the worlds most annoying sub-culture...boo yah how do ya like dem ahpples.

The New England Wedgie Team celebrates their new sponsorship.

With the rise of Belichick Nation came the beginning of the end for America.

Where's a giant Miami Dolphin with a size 75 boot when you need one?

What they didn't realize, is that when they get to the game and get shown on the jumbotron, they're just going to look like drunk assholes with their shirts off, instead of drunk assholes that took the time and effort to paint their chests.

Thank GOD we forgot the "undefeated" on our chests!

Spontaneous Genital Combustion is no laughing matter.

Tramp stamp? Try CHAMP STAMP! Thanks folks, I'll be here all week.

Santa claus went undercover to prove why the bishops at a molestation rally should not get presents this year

Uninitiated NYU frat boys seen in Central Park undergoing a potentially dangerous, Die Hard 3 style hazing ritual.

Pats lost.

oh shit! wherd my balls go!

Oh no, someone put a quarter in foreground guy's coinslot. He'll be at it for hours.

Not only do the patriots record you, they are graceful enough to give you a show.

Guess their anti-matter selves must be in a very warm place with fur-coats and ski-masks on.

I'm the guy on the left. The cool one.

I wish Superbowl Sunday was EVERY day, said Timmy. But if it was every day, it wouldn't have meaning, said Timmy's mom. Yeah, I guess, said Timmy.

Fruit of the Loom. Proud supporters of the Patriots.

I wish I could see what the image on the FRONT is. It looks quite interesting.