Craptions Classics February 02, 2008

Up, up, down, down, left, right, B, A. HOLY SHIT IT WORKED!!

Roland1232

Other Craptions

Despite his wonderful tackling ability, everyone wondered why he didn't just play basketball.

Shmichael

It's common knowledge that steroids have shrinking effects on the scrotum, but little did we know that they have shrinking effects on the rest of the world.

Xander

Not pictured: A 60 foot Lucy setting up a football.

AngryRantingBob

The monster looked impressive, but because he was a dolphin, he only seemed impressive at first, before ultimately disappointing everyone in Miami.

IrishTerror

The '72 Dolphins unveil their final plan for derailing the Patriots' perfect season... Mecha-Csonka!

cwb431

Oh! Wile E. Coyote! Will you ever learn?

randychico

110%? No, I've never really had to give 110%.

Fairview

The japanese fear Godzilla. White people fear black recievers.

rakuenCallisto

That's right, and you KEEP those steroid investigations focused on Major League Baseball!

Crenshaw

All the tuna in the city is now dolphin safe. Transgressors will be punted. Survivors will be punted again.

Roland1232

Roughing the Statue of Liberty. That's a 15-mile penalty, automatic first down.

tayser

Flag on play - Defensive foul, number 99: grinding the quarterback into a fine red mist. 15 yards.

Roland1232

Japan's latest Kaiju movie comes under criticism for vieled anti-American imagery...a cowboy eating a hamburger.

Trevor Moorehouse

No, I wouldn't really say I'm the biggest Dolphins fan. Lately they've really been kinda... oh, wait, I get it.

Corpsy
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