A poor performance review often resulted in getting stuck with protecting the Emperor's nephew, Todd.
Capt. Moustache knew his tiny toilet bowl would protect him from all this foolishness.
"I find your lack of dignity disturbing."
LEAVE DARTH VADER ALONE! YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT HE'S BEEN THROUGH!
A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, Fall Out Boy was somehow tolerable.
You underestimate the power of the dork side.
"You may have all succumbed to the Dark Side, but George Michael will always be MY Jedi Master!"
Hell, it's STILL better than Episode II
It's sad that the Emo kid with the Joey Lawrence tattoo has probably had more sex the rest of the group combined.
During the open for the newest "Star Wars" film, Simon was apparently unaware that the character of "Major Douche Bag" was from a fake fan script he had read.
One Bullet left and it's either this guy or Jar Jar...
"...Then they came for the vampires, and I didnít speak up,
because I wasnít a vampire."
During the wrap party, Chad was ecstatic, hanging out in costume with all the other actors from the Mos Eisley Cantina Scene, not realizing his part had been cut.
Yeah, after some years of cloning it does tend to go wrong.
It's the tattoo that made the Kessel run in less than twelve...oh, God, I'm a loser.