Craptions Classics February 01, 2008

A poor performance review often resulted in getting stuck with protecting the Emperor's nephew, Todd.

solrac

Other Craptions

Capt. Moustache knew his tiny toilet bowl would protect him from all this foolishness.

lawdragon

"I find your lack of dignity disturbing."

CaptainSpanky

LEAVE DARTH VADER ALONE! YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT HE'S BEEN THROUGH!

Ryan Oskroba

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, Fall Out Boy was somehow tolerable.

wristo

You underestimate the power of the dork side.

123456

"You may have all succumbed to the Dark Side, but George Michael will always be MY Jedi Master!"

Crenshaw

Hell, it's STILL better than Episode II

Grand Admiral Thrawn

It's sad that the Emo kid with the Joey Lawrence tattoo has probably had more sex the rest of the group combined.

Stretch

During the open for the newest "Star Wars" film, Simon was apparently unaware that the character of "Major Douche Bag" was from a fake fan script he had read.

flyingmnky

One Bullet left and it's either this guy or Jar Jar...

Questionevil

"...Then they came for the vampires, and I didnít speak up, because I wasnít a vampire."

cwb431

During the wrap party, Chad was ecstatic, hanging out in costume with all the other actors from the Mos Eisley Cantina Scene, not realizing his part had been cut.

KermitChambers

Yeah, after some years of cloning it does tend to go wrong.

Pinceke

It's the tattoo that made the Kessel run in less than twelve...oh, God, I'm a loser.

nick_soapdish
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