Other Craptions

Capt. Moustache knew his tiny toilet bowl would protect him from all this foolishness.

"I find your lack of dignity disturbing."

LEAVE DARTH VADER ALONE! YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT HE'S BEEN THROUGH!

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, Fall Out Boy was somehow tolerable.

You underestimate the power of the dork side.

"You may have all succumbed to the Dark Side, but George Michael will always be MY Jedi Master!"

Hell, it's STILL better than Episode II

It's sad that the Emo kid with the Joey Lawrence tattoo has probably had more sex the rest of the group combined.

During the open for the newest "Star Wars" film, Simon was apparently unaware that the character of "Major Douche Bag" was from a fake fan script he had read.

One Bullet left and it's either this guy or Jar Jar...

"...Then they came for the vampires, and I didn’t speak up, because I wasn’t a vampire."

During the wrap party, Chad was ecstatic, hanging out in costume with all the other actors from the Mos Eisley Cantina Scene, not realizing his part had been cut.

Yeah, after some years of cloning it does tend to go wrong.

It's the tattoo that made the Kessel run in less than twelve...oh, God, I'm a loser.

Steve shows off a little souvenir from his trip to Tatooine.

"I swear to God, Scott, if you don't stop showing people your retarded-ass Han Solo tattoo I will blow your fucking brains out."

Dammit...hold him STILL while I take his measurements. The Emperor was very specific about what he wanted for his birthday, and I think that this Ass Clown just might work.

This is what would have happened if we left Scientology alone.

long ago in a land far far away, but not far enough...

It was when Lucas realised that having an emo kid in Episode One was utterly retarded that Jar Jar got the green light.

"Quick! Let's get this weirdo out of here before he ruins the party."

No Lord Vader, we don't believe he was piloting the Millenium Falcon, but he was providing the recreational drugs.

What it would have been like if the Empire had run Abu Gharaib.

Take You're "douche bag son" to Work Day

Behold: The Womp Rat

After seeing episodes 1-3 he never wore a tank top again.

Grido, I fuckin told you. You are not a Jedi and even if you were you can't shoot fuckin lasers out of your fingers...only Chuck Norris can do that.

Collectively they decided Xander had to leave. His level of commitment was bordering on creepy.

Hey douchebag, the Misfits convention is next weekend...Get the fuck out of here.

Greedo: This guy? Yeah I'd definitely shoot first with this guy.

NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! Don't activate the magical skin lever!!!!

Ned gazed longingly at Cindy as she dug through her bag of priceless Sci-Fi Convention Giveaways. It was at that moment Ned realized what he wanted more than anything..was to tap that ass.

After the fall of the Empire, Greedo used Mafia power to take control of the old guard. In this photo, the conjoined twin offspring of Hans Solo and Leia are executed in front of a large crowd. Marco Solo (front) points to tattoo of his dad, while

Hmmm...how can I put this? In order to be a member of the 501st, you need to have a proper costume. A Han Solo tattoo really doesn't count, soooo...yeah, I'm afraid we have no choice but to blast you.

This tat secured my "Most Likely To Remain a Virgin" award in High School

Have you seen this man? No, no. The picture of the man on that man.

Dude, Seariously, You couldnt let me be me today huh? You just HAD to wear a 12 shirt too didnt you? Cock bite!

Jabba's son, continually "testing boundaries," commits his final act of defiance.

Greedo lets everyone know he's so going to tap that later on.

When the emo kid was told his chances of getting laid were one in a million, he pointed to his fake tat and promptly responded, “Never tell me the odds!”

Little did they know they had all put roofies in his drink.

It was if as soon as the Emo Boy appeared , the jocks who had been mocking the Star Wars geeks cried out...and were suddenly silenced.

Everyone prayed for Bill to pull the trigger.

As soon as he saw the David Hasselhoff tattoo, stormtrooper #21 decided to put him out of his misery.

I'LL GIVE YOU.. "where's Obi-Wan Kenobi?" !!!

we've been getting a lot stormtroopers related pictures. this is the case mainly because George Lucas invaded the cracked office last Thursday.

The execution wasnt going to plan.

Question: Bigger Losers. People engaged in homo-erotic Star Wars Orgy or, People watching, people engaged in said orgy?

Abu Ghraib: Star Wars Style