Craptions Classics January 31, 2008

Hang on Bruce, and let me let me fix your pants we don't want you looking stupid up here.

crw33te

Other Craptions

Not pictured: Clock on gay rights being turned back 20 years.

Roland1232

Anti-fur protesters about to throw red paint slowly lowered their buckets. Somehow this felt right.

Roland1232

"Honestly, Mark, do the glasses make me look a little gay?"

cwb431

Don't you just hate it when your entire body is cold, but your wrists & ankles are "flammin'"? *cough* ...sorry

Halogen

so i'm staring at this picture trying to think of a caption. my boss walks in, says "what are you doing" "staring at this picture" i reply. He says nothing, turns and leaves. shit.

nuro

Seriously, is there a non-gay joke you can make about this picture? No? Okay then.

Rienke

Harnessing all that is disco and unicorns, Tony realized his full potential and became Lord of the Gays.

dogico

I said dress up AS pirates, not ASS pirates!!

thevelveturd

And then, Ann Coulter exploded.

JasonF

Maybe it was a mistake to let Elton John finance a remake of "Scarface." But you gotta admit...it gives an all new meaning to the phrase, "Say hello to my little friend!"

Mioljinr

Well if you want to hand out Gospel tracts in downtown San Francisco, you have to do something special.

CaptainSpanky

"No Keith...pose like this... we don't want people thinking we're gay"

Belljar84

I'd like to read to you from the book of "Faaaaabulous"

Stretch
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