Other Craptions

Dad?!

Not pictured: Clock on gay rights being turned back 20 years.

Anti-fur protesters about to throw red paint slowly lowered their buckets. Somehow this felt right.

"Honestly, Mark, do the glasses make me look a little gay?"

Don't you just hate it when your entire body is cold, but your wrists & ankles are "flammin'"? *cough* ...sorry

so i'm staring at this picture trying to think of a caption. my boss walks in, says "what are you doing" "staring at this picture" i reply. He says nothing, turns and leaves. shit.

Seriously, is there a non-gay joke you can make about this picture? No? Okay then.

Harnessing all that is disco and unicorns, Tony realized his full potential and became Lord of the Gays.

I said dress up AS pirates, not ASS pirates!!

And then, Ann Coulter exploded.

Maybe it was a mistake to let Elton John finance a remake of "Scarface." But you gotta admit...it gives an all new meaning to the phrase, "Say hello to my little friend!"

Well if you want to hand out Gospel tracts in downtown San Francisco, you have to do something special.

"No Keith...pose like this... we don't want people thinking we're gay"

I'd like to read to you from the book of "Faaaaabulous"

This next one is for the ladies.

The Catholic Church... We've made a few changes

Sanjaya Malakar and Clay Aiken found that life after American Idol wasn't all it's cracked up to be.

It's unfortunate, but once you've seen it, you can't "unsee" it. Sweet dreams.

Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus.. .. Ming was obviously from Mongo.

So thats where Johny Knoxville went after making his million!

Early tests show the x-ray glasses did not work according to plan.

Nickelback's Chad Kroeger discovers that he looks totally straight as long as he always stands behind this guy.

Don't rush me, you missed a belt-loop. You want people to stare?

Pink Panthro limbers up as filming begins on the George Michael adaptation of 'Thundercats the Movie'.

As the smoke cleared J. Edgar Hoover rose from the grave!

The French Tickler arrives in the WWE with gusto.

Is that your junk spilling out or are you just GLAAD to see me?

It would take decades for the cotton candy industry to recover from the infamous "Come Get Something Sweet" campaign.

"No, no I don't know what your talking about, your ass hairs look fine."

Your Exelency, about thouse headache tablets I brought back from Thailand...

You shouldn't have to try this hard to become an extra in the "Sex and the City" movie.

David Blaine keeps getting more and more strange.

Paula: Overall it was good. I liked the dancing. Randy: You need to work more on the emotion, man! Simon: You sounded like a hairless fag with his cock pressed tight and about to get assed. But I like the outfit.

I'm not entirely surprised that nobody's called suicide prevention yet.

"No, I can still see the tail."

It was at this moment when Bono finally realized he had lost touch with his roots.

Romney's attempts to woo the more liberal voters of his party fall a little short.

Bono premiered a new look at the Sundance screening of "U2 3D" in Park City, Utah earlier this month. He announced that his old look was "2D".

It was at this moment when Bono finally realized he had lot touch with his roots.

You know Bob,from here it looks like you have a ball hanging out............and that might make people think you are gay.

"Are you ABSOLUTELY POSITIVELY certain that your outfit just HAS to have a tampon string?"

History would remember him as the man who officially made it OK to use the word "gay" to mean "completely fucking retarded."

Bono premiers new look at the Sundance screening of "U2 3D" in Park City, Utah earlier this month. He announced that his old look was "2D".

Dammit! I told you the potato goes in the front!

"Now where did I put the remote?" "Oh, there it is"

This is an OUTRAGE! How many gay, pink bunnies had to die to make that outfit?!? I'm calling PETA.

The pilot episode of Gay-Man and Bobin met mixed resaults only one out of 10 men and one perplexed lesbian, tuned in

Today The Bravo Channel came to a private deal with their writers

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