Other Craptions

Strangely still better than the prequels.

John was the leader, he once touched boob

Star Wars: the Rebel Appliance

"And Operation:Never-Have-A-Girlfriend is underway!"

Canadian military funding continues to decline well into the 22nd century.

Brian if you're not gonna take this seriously you fuck off... Man you can still see the goddam whirlpool sign!!! Me and Jeff look like the real deal and you look like a fuckin dick in a whirlpool box... C'MON....

After the destruction of the uninsured DeathStar, the empire fell on some financial hard times.

Lucas is just phoning it in at this point.

The 502nd Legion, also known as "Vader's Ass"

We're here to be beaten mercilessly by bullies and chew bubblegum, and we're all out of bubblegum.

While the boys had a great time at the convention, the decistion to attend the evening bonfire would prove tragic.

The Boxer Rebellion

The new mascots for Virgin Airlines.

Aren't you a little retarded to be a stormtrooper?

BOXANS, TONIGHT WE DINE IN COSTCO!

Use the hose, Luke.

"Those World of Warcraft fees are really cutting into our Star Wars costume budget."

Day's forecast: Mostly sunny with 30% chance of Stormtroopers.

Living in the ghetto sucked during Halloween.

I *KNOW* the air guitar thing is from Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure...I'm being "ironic", asshole. GOD.

The theme for tonight's gang rape was 'casual'.

Tatooweenies. Wait no... Aldermorons. Naboobs? No no no...Endorks!

After so many complaints about CGI, Lucas decided to go back to basics.

Its okay, we'll fix it in post

A long, long, time ago, outside an appliance store not so far away...

When you can't have quality, just go for batshit crazy.

If 20th Century Fox had ever seen this first draft of Star Wars, history might never had been made.

I am sooooo stoned. Oh well lets get inside the Star Trek convention

Welcome, young Skywalker. We've been expecting you.

Ah fuck it, lets just clone Jenga Fett.

Ha! this will protect us from the bullies!

What is up Chad...?

"This is not the droid you're looking for..."

The notoriety of the Kelly Gang increased, but their ability to withstand armor-piercing automatic fire was not all it was cracked up to be.

Did you see those guys at SCIFI-con with their "store bought" costumes? I know...LAME!

Lucas' change of mind to do the final three episodes was another mistake.

Helmets....Check! Guns.....Check! Appliance-related body armor...Check! Oh yeah, we're so getting laid tonight.

Even Darth Vader was concerned about the environment, and even though they would never say anything, the clones just didn't appreciate the biodegradeable recycled armour.

MMM MMM MMM I love a man in uniform..

Fuckign dorks, everyone knows storm troopers dont hang out with republican gaurds.

Still better than the Star Wars Holiday Special.

The concept of professional boxing is lost in translation in some 3rd world countries.

The Academy rushed to produce an ill-conceived tribute to Heath Ledger, star of "Ned Kelly"

The Power Rangers run into trouble out the back of K Mart

Department of Homeland Security showcases it's latest developements in urban camoflauge

We're gettin laid for sure tonight!

This is what happens when storm troopers interbreed!

"In the future there will be robots." "Oh God! What if there's a robot uprising like on terminator?" "I wouldn't worry about it."

Funding is cut for Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles.