Other Craptions

San Fransisco legalizes cock fighting.

Eventually, they just started running out of ideas for new pokemon.

The new WWE: It's Fabulous!!!

Crouching Carrot Top, Hidden Masculinity

How the hell did Cracked get into my hard drive?

Sure, Spider-Man 3 was a disappointment, but Spider-Man 4 was just plain unforgivable.

In Soviet Russia, gays bash you!

The crowd cringed. Jack was about to perform his finishing move: The Pile-driver.

Man, Hungarian porno is just WEIRD....

Oh man we are going to OWN the Leapfrog contest!

People were REALLY surprised at the Second Coming.

It was a lonely time in Franco's life. He told himself that he just had to leave his friends behind, because his friends don't dance. He thought:"If they don't dance well then they're no friends of mine."

It suddenly became clear to Danny's parents: they weren't getting grandkids outta this one.

If it takes you more than 2 minutes to find the hand print then you're probably gay

Two legends return to their element with Siegfried & Roy Present: The Craigslist Casual Encounter Tour

Your tiger claw style is no match for my pink bunny tail style!

And you thought things couldn't get more gay than Cirque du Soleil

The middle school sex ed classes have changed a lot since I was in schoool.

Direct your eyes to the bottom right hand corner of the shot and you'll be graced with one of nature's most beautiful phenomena: a walrus flossing.

Jake decided then and there never to watch Phantom of the Opera again while tripping.

Somehow the remake for Bloodsport only looked good on paper

Honey, im going to walk the dog. It will take me a while.

Though wardrobe malfunctions were effectively a thing of the past, Superbowl half-time shows were still fucking objectionable.

uhh I think I'll pass on that new rocky movie

I always knew the inner ballerina would come out in me but why now...DEAR GOD WHY NOW!!!!!!!

Vince McMahon sighed, realizing that cross-promoting with Cirq-du-Soliel was the worst idea since the XFL.

"Dammit, I told you not to give Superman the pink kryptonite."

even peter pan would find this homo erotic..

"Do you know what happens to a yellow-leotarded toad in dominatrix boots when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else."

Republican senators have weird afterparties...

Muscular men doing athleticy things in tights... Is it really any surprise that the new iteration of American Gladiator targeted a different demographic?

Good God... this is what happens when they move the WWE to Adult ONDEMAND.

Paramount Pictures proudly presents: "Ali 2" (written & directed by David Lynch)

Hi mom! *Mom looks away.

No one would get up from his finisher: the gay basher.

Most intense game of leapfrog... EVER!!!

Superman and Spiderman once made a gay porn of their own...

Invisible Crucifix.

For some reason the british and french pro wrestlers were never taken seriously by their american counterparts

The X-mens new costumes were not working out.

Fartapult! The greatest "Cirque du Soleil" act ever.

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Wow DC Comics' supervillians just keep getting worse and worse.

As the Female human aproaches, the gay Male has no idea he's being stalked, and that he may not reach the end of the day as so.

Triple H was not happy about his new gimmick.

Damn, I can't wait for the Summer Olympics in Boston.

What REALLY happens inside a synagogue

Unfortunately, nobody read what Austin 3:17 said.

when logo buys out the WWE.