Craptions Classics January 25, 2008

It was illegal, it was widely regarded as abominable, and it would earn them both a lifetime of hardship, but dammit, it was love.

aborym

Other Craptions

Tonight, on Law and Order: Sesame Street... "Look, I didn't wanna do it! They made me. The little bastards just wouldn't quit with the counting. I don't even remember picking up the knife!"

AdjectiveNoun

Please. Please, Larry, just this once, don't put your hand in there! You're a puppet, Steve, you know this is how it works...

zbeebs

Tim just couldn't understand why the girls ran off when he offered to show them his one-eyed monster.

Worzel

Good Cop, Sentinent Octupus Puppet Cop has its critics.

dogico

In prison, the Muppet Show is a lot more depressing.

Alexander L. Hoffman

After Fox canceled Futurama, Dr. Zoidberg fell on hard times and started working the streets. He'd take any clients that would pay.

omgtehlindsay

Now boys & girls, as you can see, Mr. Wiggles here only has one eye. Do you like things with one eye? Because I'd like to show you Mr. Happy, who also has one eye.

flyingmnky

At that moment, as Steve slid off his pants, Rupert reflected on his life and swore to himself that this was the last time he would choose the bookie’s alternate payment method.

assassassin

This puppet smells strangely...like...chlora...chlor...a ...

Daercoma

Now, show me on this puppet where I should touch you....

Crenshaw

The look of shame on Elmo's face made Bob regret taking his anal virginity. But only for a minute or so.

RhinoDoc

Well Steve, this is so hard to say.......and I don't want to hurt you....but I am seeing another hand.

regulator

I just cant quit you.

cutsman3000

The old 'good cop, bad cop' routine was done differently in juvie.

winkihed
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