"Fish kebabs? Fuckin' weirdos."
Superman has the reflection of an old woman
"Hey sweet tits. Yeah, the cape's for speed. The fanny pack? Rubbers."
Superman, jealous of Batman's utility belt found that he lacked some of the Caped Crusader's ingenuity.
Well, in all fairness, it doesn't look like that suit has pockets...
..and thus ended Her endevour into Craig's lists casual encounters.
As Betty watched him leave, she ruefully wondered why 'tipping' apparently wasn't one of his super powers.
Life was never the same once Lois asked for child support.
" Doing the moonwalk. Yeah, you like that, don't you baby?"
"no, superman,"said Lex Luthor, cleverly disguised as a lobsterman," my porpoise in life is to be shellfish and crabby, just for the halibut..."
I'm Super! Thanks for asking!
well its not like aquaman would ever find out
and the medic alert necklace said "avoid horseback riding"
After "Gigli", most of the neighborhood locals back home would smile and wave as Ben Affleck roamed the streets looking for attention, and maybe a BJ.