Other Craptions

*Trivia Fact* Superman has the reflection of an old woman

"Hey sweet tits. Yeah, the cape's for speed. The fanny pack? Rubbers."

Pictured: Virgin

Superman, jealous of Batman's utility belt found that he lacked some of the Caped Crusader's ingenuity.

Well, in all fairness, it doesn't look like that suit has pockets...

..and thus ended Her endevour into Craig's lists casual encounters.

As Betty watched him leave, she ruefully wondered why 'tipping' apparently wasn't one of his super powers.

Life was never the same once Lois asked for child support.

" Doing the moonwalk. Yeah, you like that, don't you baby?"

"no, superman,"said Lex Luthor, cleverly disguised as a lobsterman," my porpoise in life is to be shellfish and crabby, just for the halibut..."

I'm Super! Thanks for asking!

well its not like aquaman would ever find out

and the medic alert necklace said "avoid horseback riding"

After "Gigli", most of the neighborhood locals back home would smile and wave as Ben Affleck roamed the streets looking for attention, and maybe a BJ.

What're you looking at bitch? I can see you have lung cancer with my X-ray vision, but I'm not telling.

Superman's greatest disguise was actually a skinny nerd in a horrible costume and a fanny pack. No one ever suspected.

Superman's less successful younger brother "Special Ed"

I'm walkin', yessiree, I'm talking, yessiree...

"That's super, she is totally checking out my package."

Try as he might, Dean Cain just wasn't the same man after Lois and Clark was canceled.

(in the lady's thoughts) "someone should tell him that neither the lame costume or the fanny pack make him look badass."

That's SUPER fanny pack to you, bitch!

It's not a fanny pack, bitch..it's a COD PIECE!

After years of carrying his wallet and keys in his boot, Superman finally came up with a solution - fanny pack.

"Yeah, yeah, I'm Superman, whatever. Stupid bitch."

Boxers? Briefs? Superman takes it a step farther with a modified fanny pack to carry his junk in...They don't call him Superman for nothing.

"Kryponite Burger... WTF?!?!?!"

It was love at first sight...him a nerd straight out of his mother's basement, her a waitress at a greasy spoon...a match made in heaven!!! Thank you Craigslist, thank you!!!

Superman answers the Wanted ad: "Hard-working people person, willing to contribute ideas, able to turn back time to save spoiling kebabs, smart dresser. Other-worldly strength a plus."

Hey Superman. Whatcha got in that fanny pack? I bet its tampons, you fucking pussy!

Any Muscles on Sale?

Mail carriers have always had a good reputation, but they really jumped the shark with the new uniform.

After successfully getting the digits, he chuckled, "Hell yeah. I'm 'onna Supaman that ho."

Superman longed to know whether he could ever be special.

The fanny pack is one thing, but why does Superman need an ID badge?

Superman: Nice hooters. Woman: Nice fannypack.

"superman special...superman special...okay...keep going...i'm sure one place will give me a free meal"

For some reason, the ID and birth certificate just weren't convincing anyone that he was Superman.

In England fanny pack would mean vagina pack. I think he's in England

"Holy COW! Is that man wearing a freaking FANNY PACK?!"

"I told Lois I shouldn't wear her heels with the suit, but she kept saying, 'How often do you really look at a man's shoes.' Motherfucker! That woman is staring right at them.

Jim kept thinking "if only I could get her attention somehow..." wrongly.

Superman vs. his greatest foe yet: MILF who glares semi-angrily through windows. Man, DC's really losing it.

FINALLY a place I can get fish kebabs seven days a week! If this isn't heaven I don't know what is.

FUCK! Stupid X-ray vision! I need a switch for it or something. I think I'm gonna throw up.

Hey baby, what do you say to you, me, a bottle of wine, my six-pack abs and a few fish kebobs? No? What the fuck?! Don't you know who I am? I'm motherfuckin' Superman, bitch!!! Nobody turns down the Man of Steel, nobody!!!

Maybe that will get the taste of Lois out of my mouth.

Nice fake boots

Seriously! A fanny pack what the hell happened!