Other Craptions

SATAN'S MONARCHS: Available for Birthdays, Bar Mitzvahs, Weddings. Josh Groban covers only.

The band was so used to having panties thrown at them, they forgot that it was the end of the month.

Be honest. The belt's over the top, right?

Ladies and gentlemen.....The Bleedles

Bill knew he was the champion. He just wanted everyone else to know too.

Going to church is fun again.

Oh, man, any of you guys see "2 Guys, 1 Band"?

Do you ever sit back and wonder, "What the fuck happened to my life"? That guy sure does.

You've got red on you.

As they got on in years, Simon and Garfunkel had to adapt their act for a new audience. 'Scarborough Fair' was still a big hit, though.

Tip for the English: Be very careful with words when selling your soul to be in a "bloody awesome rock band."

Tomorrow Chad will be back in the kiosk at the mall and Brad will return to his cubicle, but tonight, TONIGHT we are as GODZ!!!!!!!!!

Presenting the world tag team guitar champs: Cramps & Bloating

Alright, boys and girls. Barney had a little accident backstage, but that's okay 'cause we're here to ROOOOOOOOOOOCK! [Searing Guitar Solo]

Bassist : Oh, shit! I think Mom's home! Guitarist : We are soooo grounded.

There's a reason everyone who plays Guitar Hero III cries when they get to "Raining Blood."

"They're all gonna laugh at you ... they're all gonna laugh at you ..."

[This craption has been removed due to legal action by the Church of Satan and the supremes.]

Another American Idol audition played "My heart will go on" again and Simon finally blew his brains out.

Following Death Cunt's live cover of "Sweet Caroline," Neil Diamond decided never to sing it again. They were that good.

and thats what happens when a g string breaks

GG Allin's bassist looked on in awe as he shoved the entire microphone stand up his own ass.

the sad part was, Dave was getting a blister

BAND-AID

During its heyday, Unstoppable Nosebleed Metal ruled the charts like no other genre.

The band usually liked having panties thrown at them, except for at the end of the month.

Some people come out of the closet, others over compensate.

The members of Mayhem... toward the end of the band. Anybody get it? Anybody? *Sigh*... didn't think so.

Trying to outdo ozzie onstage can have it's downsides, notibly being covered in blood and apparently fecal mater.

Seriously guys, does this blood make me look fat?

I told you we shouldn't have played Carrie's prom.

Well I didn't take these guys seriously until I saw the championship belt. That's how you know they are legit.

"System of a Tampon"

Brooks and Dunn's METAL phase was particularly embarrassing.

Are you red-y to rock?

And now, for their final performance... ever... THE ANEMIC NUDISTS!!

Ditch those leopard print panties, the wig, and cover yourself in blood and vallah! You're now REALLY hardcore!

The band had played at many high school proms and this one seemed to be no different. Then Carrie White came...

"...I could have beeeeen the heavy-weight champion of the world!"

At least they weren't wearing any clothes when they got drenched in blood. That shit is impossible to get out once it sets.

After literally murdering the Jonas Brothers in a battle of the bands, these guys realize their dream of being the opening act for Hannah Montana.

PETA's going to love this one.

"I mean, what are the odds we all cut ourselves shaving before our gig?"

Jason was still into the money, but Rick wished the band hadn't sold out with their catchy party anthem "Ketchup Fight"

They take the cover of Sunday, Bloody Sunday, to literally.

Fred: Ok we need something to hide our beer guts pronto! George: I got just the thing...

In Soviet Russia, instruments play you.

'There Will Be Blood...The Band' met far less critical acclaim than its film counterpart.

From the look on his face, it is easy to see that the guitarist is thinking "Hey, you with the camera, get off the stage, weirdo."