planB
They always liked to play loud, but this was the first time an audience member actually exploded.
Daercoma
SATAN'S MONARCHS: Available for Birthdays, Bar Mitzvahs, Weddings. Josh Groban covers only.
Iron_Booger_57
The band was so used to having panties thrown at them, they forgot that it was the end of the month.
IrishTerror
Do you ever sit back and wonder, "What the fuck happened to my life"? That guy sure does.
JasonF
As they got on in years, Simon and Garfunkel had to adapt their act for a new audience. 'Scarborough Fair' was still a big hit, though.
cigjonser
Tip for the English: Be very careful with words when selling your soul to be in a "bloody awesome rock band."
Ronsonic
Tomorrow Chad will be back in the kiosk at the mall and Brad will return to his cubicle, but tonight, TONIGHT we are as GODZ!!!!!!!!!
AdjectiveNoun
Alright, boys and girls. Barney had a little accident backstage, but that's okay 'cause we're here to ROOOOOOOOOOOCK! [Searing Guitar Solo]
omgtehlindsay
There's a reason everyone who plays Guitar Hero III cries when they get to "Raining Blood."
mmpl
[This craption has been removed due to legal action by the Church of Satan and the supremes.]
Ken Buddha
Following Death Cunt's live cover of "Sweet Caroline," Neil Diamond decided never to sing it again. They were that good.
yahoo
Another American Idol audition played "My heart will go on" again and Simon finally blew his brains out.
aborym
GG Allin's bassist looked on in awe as he shoved the entire microphone stand up his own ass.
CaptainSpanky
During its heyday, Unstoppable Nosebleed Metal ruled the charts like no other genre.
Iron_Booger_57
The band usually liked having panties thrown at them, except for at the end of the month.
JZuck49
Well I didn't take these guys seriously until I saw the championship belt. That's how you know they are legit.
hobojoe75
Trying to outdo ozzie onstage can have it's downsides, notibly being covered in blood and apparently fecal mater.
drunkpiano
The members of Mayhem... toward the end of the band. Anybody get it? Anybody? *Sigh*... didn't think so.
Mioljinr
Manager: Dammit guys, you have to stop eating the PAYING FANS!!! If you don't, who will buy your next album? We'll be out on the street and you'll have to feed on the homeless again...
omgtehlindsay
The members of Brokeback Attack, the popular gay metal cowboy band, displayed nothing less than true, pure emotion during their memorial concert for Heath Ledger (RIP).
namesnatcher
tender ballads dont play well as Metallica warm ups, as the opening act found out
omgtehlindsay
The transition from rockabilly to hardcore metal is just as difficult as one might think.
aborym
"Well, mom, whaddya think?" "That's cute, dear, but why call it Menstrual Stomphulk?"
Iron_Booger_57
The band was so used to having panties thrown at them, that they forgot it was the end of the month.
IrishTerror
They were one of the better bands in recent memory. Until they played Carrie's prom. They were never the same again.
JewelsVern
And why, you might ask, does a naked guitar player need to wear safety glasses?
NeoRudeboy
Sneezing with a nosebleed is unpleasant for everyone involved, but when it's Barbara Streisand....
cigjonser
Drummer Mike never felt like he really fit in, because he liked blue...and sparkles.
gaspar
No matter how many championship belts Pete won, he would always be second best to Pete's old "explode a fan" trick.
abend954
The band had played at many high school proms and this one seemed to be no different. Then Carrie White came...
nuro
John may have been in a hardcore metal band now, but his eyes said he wanted to dance.
kingsteve14
At least they weren't wearing any clothes when they got drenched in blood. That shit is impossible to get out once it sets.
roninhobbit
From the look on his face, it is easy to see that the guitarist is thinking "Hey, you with the camera, get off the stage, weirdo."
roninhobbit
'There Will Be Blood...The Band' met far less critical acclaim than its film counterpart.
pronk48
Jason was still into the money, but Rick wished the band hadn't sold out with their catchy party anthem "Ketchup Fight"
elfpr0n
Fred: Ok we need something to hide our beer guts pronto! George: I got just the thing...
vasrchr
After literally murdering the Jonas Brothers in a battle of the bands, these guys realize their dream of being the opening act for Hannah Montana.
yota73190
Ditch those leopard print panties, the wig, and cover yourself in blood and vallah! You're now REALLY hardcore!
namesnatcher
"now, for your entertainment pleasure,we present 'MENSES' with their new hit 'love and pms, or bleeding through the nose...'"
mmmm...
I learned that blood is an integral part of any costume with the WWE. Wait'll you see what I do with the guitar later!!
aborym
Blastbeat Bill, baked out of his gourd and unaware that the wall of death took on a very literal meaning, just contributes to the hurtful myth that drummers are completely retarded.
namesnatcher
yo, dude, I saw these guys in concert, but I was like in the nosebleed section
frrrrrrunkis
Charles felt like a silly goose for having left his sensible spectacles on.
Roland1232
What do you call a (bleeding) guy who likes to hang out with (bleeding) musicians? A (bleeding) drummer.
MullerDrooler
The live stage re-imagining of Carrie "the homo erotic rage" remained true to to the original ending.
dickon
After screaming and cheering for the band, the Period's-Forever Group regretted buying front row seats.
Stavros
Playing your guitar low is supposed to be super-duper cool, but Mark had to crouch down to reach it.
BunnyBordeaux
It was at that moment that Max realized the audience wasnt laughing with them...they were laughing AT them.
djseifer
Though not as well known as its drummer sibling, the exploding bassist is still a force to be reckened with.
MrBungle
These are the old Doodlebops. The TV execs decided to take the show in another direction.
MrBungle
"Our next song is about my boyfriend Bruce. It's called MurderDeathKill. Love you Bruce!!"
jortax
In the outer planes battle of the bands, Satans minions shred a sizzling version of Stairway to Heaven.
cessen
Scott why are we dressed like this? I told you Chris to look cool when we play.. Scott.. we are a cover band for COLDPLAY..
tmisiora
It was then that Larry realized he'd never hook up with that black chick if he didn't get that weird growth removed.
cessen
I am thinking about breaking up with her joe.. she is just to strange.. Yeah she is a mess.. I know I wouldnt want to date Britney Spears..
tmisiora
Jeff knew the band was over when he saw the surprised look on Steve's face when his wife walked in on their 'secret' band practice.
caractacus
In retrospect, this was where U2's decline turned into freefall: Bono and The Edge attempt to resurect John Lennon using Voodoo while covered in the blood of Yoko Ono and singing Imagine over and over again for a period of 3 weeks. But at least Bono
caractacus
U2's decline, when it came, was spectacular. But at least Bono ditched the fucking sunglasses.
MuscleMilk
"listen bobby, you're our manager, we pay you for this shit. Those red curtains have got to go..i mean they just make the band look gay. come on man"
Blackjack
It was just his luck. Five seconds after Ted finally admitted to himself that he was gay Frank's penis exploded.
DrFreakazoid
KISS tried to repeat their magic without the make-up, but it wasn't quite the same.
rolmes
ah saka moto saan.. please ah finish, ah, spit shine bike. i'll be at ah, ramada in cafeteria, eating silva dolla pancake..
deadeye8078
And even as the shame of realization overtook most of the rhythm section, Mojo-Chachi, the silent drummer, rocked on.
tekdirek
Han Solo encouraged us to sleep in a Ton Ton. We thought they only smelled bad on the outside.
tekdirek
Han Solo encouraged us to sleep in that Ton Ton. We thought they only smelled bad on the outside.
Vankook
It suddenly hit rolf like a ton of bricks. He should have never EVER dropped out of the Olympia Career institute.
tekdirek
Han Solo encouraged us to sleep in the Ton Ton, and we thought they only smelled bad on the outside.
whatsasnorgtee?
A shock to comic book fans everywhere, the hulk's sexually confused brother does NOT turn pink when angered.
UPM
Guy 1: I don't think they've noticed that we're escaped murderers. guy 2: Hehe Chumpsssssss.
IlfordRule
All of a sudden, everyone froze: Nobody knew what it was. But it had found them. And had quite the bizzare vomit.
RobberyNimble
Before going mainstream, Blue Man Group performed as the more contraversial 'Blood Man Group'.
hulk67851
When he isn't WWE World Tag Team Champion, Cody Runnels likes to play rock music in the band "Creepy Guys Covered In Blood." And, yes, I'm fully aware that their name isn't original.
Nebulon
Barry felt mournful, if only he hadn't missed that audition for the New York Philharmonic, how different his life would have been.
Black-Velvet
The pastor encouraged the younger members of his congregation to see the new Christian metal band touring their county.
nirot
The band had no time to correct their fatal mistake of over scheduling. Note was made never to play a concert on the night of the great pig hunt ever again.
maxxxn
... and that's when "Up With People" decided the G.G. Allin tribute wasn't working.
GoatBoy
Country music is really getting out of hand when they actually start stripping down and slaughtering an Arabic guy on stage.
Ranger
APPEARING FOR ONE NIGHT ONLY: The Used Tampons! As seen at: http://neilsnotes.com/index.php?page=13&catid=13&sku=ENGL-CD00410
metalupyourass
There is a moment when you have to say "Man, aren-t Wildboyz a bit over the top lately?"
Ranger
Barely surviving their respective divorces...John and Cale set up the 'FUCK ALL YOUR BITCHS!' Band! www.NeilsNotes.com
griztron
Yes... it is the blood of the damned. Now would you please respect us for our music?!
A-Mac
Paul stared on intensely, eager to see which horse would win a fight to the death and win his affection (read 'man-love').
A-Mac
The alternative rock band 'Period Blood' opened at Phil's Pub to a lackluster response from the patrons.
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