Other Craptions

Hey kid, I'm not from here. I'm looking for two of my Panda friends, one is wearing a red corset, and the other is wearing, uh, a "harness." You seen 'em?

To protect the pandas from dangered, they are kept in a small dirty plastic sphere. Away from food, water and air, which are potentially dangerous.

The magic crystal ball reveals the next extinction will be...

So, so I says to her "no bitch, I'm not that kind of guy" and then the chinamen scientist gets all pissed and tells them I'm a... a "show panda!" ME! A SHOW PANDA! Go figure. ...anyway, why are you guys OUTSIDE of this globe?

Sorry Bubble Panda. The answer was Moops.

Three residents of the Neverland Ranch await their grim fate...

1) Take a panda. 2) Put it in a transparent plastic sphere. 3) ??? 4) Profit.

No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to die.

Ning Ning begged the children not to shake the snowglobe again...but it was just too damn fun.

So you see kids, your mommy and daddy sent WWF money to save me because I am endangered. Unfortunately, the best idea they had was to put every remaining panda in a bubble to protect them.

The Flaming Lips came to a gruesome end when two punk kids pulled the ole 'Live Panda in the Crowd-Surfing Ball' gag.

'Scuse me. Airhole pleez.

After that fateful incident, Roy Horn took several ingenious precautions: 1) Train a gentler beast. 2) Keep it in a bubble. 3) Have children he could out-run on stage with him.

The panda distracts the kids with his mime routine as the koala ties their shoelaces together. Because it doesn't matter which continent you're from, bears are assholes.

A trip to see David Blaine always made the boys feel better about themselves.

Hello, Clarice.

"Do I have any Hello Panda? Oh, like the cookies? That's a riot, kids. I hope I don't laugh so hard I fall out of here and accidentally fuck your moms".

DRAGON Ball, Mom! I said DRAGON Ball!

First established in 2008, the WWF Gumballs were a huge success.

Pssst. Hey kid. You wanna be scarred for life?

Spock!!!

The poor dears didn't see the atlasphere until it was too late.

child, do not let my cute exterior and this bubble barrier fool you, so help me god i WILL tear your face off!

BEAR: "ROOOAR ROOOOOAR!!!" CHILD: "what is the bear saying?" MOTHER: "it's just the bears way of uttering happiness!" BEAR TRANSLATION: "AAAIR! I NEED AIR! PLEASE!"

The chronic masterbation was a problem, but the panda was just too popular an attraction to keep behind closed doors.

PETA's going to love this one.

Them's fightin' words! You're lucky there's a giant bubble between us, you little shit.

Well, you see, I’m contagious!

"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti, fthfthfthfthfthfth!"

"Oh, BILLY!"

Due to an unfortunate misunderstanding the zookeeper ended up on the Sex Offender Register after offering to show the children his "bear balls".

Today's spot the unemployed actor competition

The original ending of 2001 A Space Odyssey replaced the space child with a panda

heeeeeeeeelp..... me.......

Billy, the smallest memeber of the Canadian Mounted Patrol, reads Pauly the Panda his rights before sending him away for Public Intoxication.

The panda raised his shields before his luxurious coat went all to shit at their sticky, filthy little hands.

The two young kids had to seek the advice of Pandabal Lecter to find who had been behind the vicious atomic wedgies.

Seconds later, Ling Ling finally rolled the bubble of its base, and crushed those gawking little bastards.

sad panda.

Price of accordion: $150 Price of dinner: $30 Watching his grandfather get his penis caught in the accordion: Priceless

will it smow if we shake it....

WHAT?!? Oh, yeah? Come inside the GLOBE and say that, you fuckin' punks!

Whatcha lookin' at?! What's the matter, never seen a panda in a bubble before?!

Ranma's dad, Genma Saotome, never thought that it would end this way.

Realizing there were enough trees for both a lumberjack and a beaver, the two settle their differences, have a few drinks, and try to drive home a car only slightly less disturbing than a fucking six foot beaver wearing a hard hat.

Remember in the 80's when they said we'd all be living in bubble houses by the year 2000? Boy, did they get that one wrong... only Panda's live in bubble houses now.

Sexual Harrasment Panda has been contained.

Sexual harassment panda after his restraining order.

will it blend?