Craptions Classics January 21, 2008

Nope. Says right here...the hallucinations wont stop unless you go off your meds.

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My head is up HERE, Gary.

keeks137

Red Bull gives you wings! Bronze Bull gives you didactic expositions on socio-polity.

Roland1232

I no pronounce you golden man and four tiny wives.

CaptainSpanky

This isn't so bad. There were some bronze kids last week and they were frozen in a much worse position than us.

prismacolor2

Many people think that Hemmingway was his own harshest critic. Those people forget about that uppity fucking bull.

drunkpiano

Most people's consciences take the form of an angel and a devil. Jim's is an educated bull and a tiny Hispanic family.

colibri213

Well, that spell certainly didn't go right.

zbeebs

Wow, you're right, the Old Testament is pretty clear about what we should do. Kind of harsh on the "false god" thing, but...I'll go.

Ligeia

This statue commemorates the moment when Tom Cruise realized scientology was bullshit.

theseattleseven

Everyone knows the golden cow, but few are aware of the Israelites lesser known false idol, "unimpressed golden geezer."

crusel832

Shit, it's my wife and kids..just act natural.

BettyFnCrocker

Dreamworks pictures were becoming more philosophical over time.

zsasz

Sometimes a book-marker is just a book-marker, Sigmund.

colsen

So, it says right here in the Bible that you can't worship me. But that doesn't mean we can't still be friends.

kingsteve14
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