Other Craptions

After endless negotiation, Ling Ling and Lo Pei agreed to reproduce, but only under certain conditions...

I'll give you three guesses to tell me which country this comes from, but you'll only need one.

Having never participated in "Drive your S&M Panda to Work Day," Mr. and Mrs. Nowasaki weren't quite sure where to park...or if the smaller, sportier panda had even given consent....

Build a gimp

This might sound a little racist, but I'm starting to think all Canadians look the same.

Quiet! Quiet on the set! "Ling-Ling Does Bangkok 4," Scene 3, take one...ACTION!!!

Dear Savage Love: I'm a 22-yr-old guy with a BDSM fetish. I know you're thinking "so fucking what", but here's the thing...

This is like the worst petting zoo ever.

You can lead dominant panda to submissive panda but you can't make it BDSM.

Yep, you guessed it... Frank Stallone.

Oh, that? That's normal.

If this doesn't get these damn pandas to mate Dr Chan, I don't know what will.

Panda's who have been sexually abused are 2.5 times more likely to abuse alcohol, and 3.8 times more likely to become addicted to drugs.

"Excuse me , Mr.Panda, were you here to have sex with this underage panda?" "Nonono, I was just..." "Mr. Panda, we have the chat transcript right here." "..." "How could you, Mr. Panda? You're a Rabbi!"

The Chinese version of Winnie the Pooh is not gay.

I dunno... Michael Jackson say he meet us here with money...where that crazy fucker at?!!

While an easier game, "Where's David Bowie" definitely brought it's own flare to the genre.

If you look at the picture with your eyes unfocussed, you can see the Statue of Liberty.

who gives a shit about panda yiffing when there is a goddamn lion man in the background.

During the mating season, Pandas look for certain markings on their potential mates. Leather is a plus.

Gary the gimp bear had seen a lot of deviant sexual behaviour in his lifetime, but even he turned his back in disgust on Alvin's "Get your nose picked by an adolescent asian girl" fetish.

Guy (in glasses): I'm looking for the panda shapped benches, have you seen any? Woman (with pink purse): No! No pandas around here.

i would

He can still make it, Jesus was born in a stable

Has anyone seen the latex-fetish pandas?

Never trust a redhead with herpes and a machete.

Hot Topic enters the furniture market.

Wow Mom look at this!!!... Lets read the label!!..... *PimpPanda and PimpPanda's Bitch sold separately*

Shots rang out. The panda rebels had at last breached the gates at Disneyland China's Bestiality Brothel Pavilion. Moko and Poko would, at long last, be free.

Special Edition Bondage Panda Bear: $2,200 Digital Camcorder: $700 Giant black dildo: $59.99 Adhesive glue, handcuffs, blindfold: $35 Making a fortune on the internet from perverts in America: Priceless There are some things that money can't

Once I turn my glasses on to X-ray mode I will see what kinky underwear that hot chick has on. What the ?!? Oh well, I guess that is how you can tell the boy pandas from the girl pandas!

Overcome by the adorable nature of the pandas and her own budding curiosity, Kim declared aloud that she wanted to be in the movie too!...while her parents hoped to God nobody heard her.

Panda Pride Parade

Muffles the flatuence silencing panda is given a dry run by Olympic organizers.

Oh come on! As if you don't take your kids to S&M Art Exhibits!

No wonder Panda's are endangered. For one...the Mrs. Panda all gagged up like that can't blow Mr. Panda to give him a stiffee to get the balls rolling! More Panda sex and bi-panda/curious teenaged Asian girl at: www.NeilsNotes.com For ALL your Pan

Shots rang out. The panda rebels had breached the gates at Disneyland China's Bestiality Brothel Pavilion. Poko and Moko would, at long last, be free.

Oh, me so horny, oh, me so horny, oh,oh, me so horny, me rove ru rong time.

Sure Dave the Panda enjoyed his bondage fantasies, but he was quickly moving into underage asian chicks, much to the dismay of his partner, Trish the Panda.

Tourists! Quick hide the Communisim!

Unable to afford costly palstic surgery, Dianne was assured by experts that this alternative would hide her prominent chin, puffy cheeks, and large ears.

We regretfully inform you that this section of "Pandas Gone Wild" has been banned under authority of the San Fransisco zoo. and some horny science majors at Harvard U.

What the Fuck is wrong with Japanese people?

Who do you want the autograph to be dedicated to ?

With the panda population at an all-time low, drastic times called for drastic measures.

Yesterday, a giant sock monkey. Today, two stuffed S&M pandas. Tomorrow, Big Bird rapinga Carebear. Thanks, Cracked!

Yoo bai wan Panda wight nao, yoo get sek-ond srave Panda: ABSORUTERY FWEE!!! Oh-dah nao!

They actually think you are a pervert if you DON"T dress your panda in leather.

There was such a fuss over the fornicating pandas in the lobby that not a soul noticed the deadly viper attack that was about to commence in the back room. Kim Le thought he heard something, but was quite distracted, as he could not get his glasses