Craptions Classics January 20, 2008

S/M/DOM looking for submissive. Must like crowds. Must be endangered. No fatties.

AbbyNormal

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After endless negotiation, Ling Ling and Lo Pei agreed to reproduce, but only under certain conditions...

TonytheEE

I'll give you three guesses to tell me which country this comes from, but you'll only need one.

jims

Having never participated in "Drive your S&M Panda to Work Day," Mr. and Mrs. Nowasaki weren't quite sure where to park...or if the smaller, sportier panda had even given consent....

saxyman06

Build a gimp

elfpr0n

This might sound a little racist, but I'm starting to think all Canadians look the same.

maxrecline

Quiet! Quiet on the set! "Ling-Ling Does Bangkok 4," Scene 3, take one...ACTION!!!

Mioljinr

Dear Savage Love: I'm a 22-yr-old guy with a BDSM fetish. I know you're thinking "so fucking what", but here's the thing...

Roland1232

This is like the worst petting zoo ever.

lord_galathon

You can lead dominant panda to submissive panda but you can't make it BDSM.

Queenoflobster

Yep, you guessed it... Frank Stallone.

Dude

Oh, that? That's normal.

Iberium

If this doesn't get these damn pandas to mate Dr Chan, I don't know what will.

AndyPants

Panda's who have been sexually abused are 2.5 times more likely to abuse alcohol, and 3.8 times more likely to become addicted to drugs.

deepkick

"Excuse me , Mr.Panda, were you here to have sex with this underage panda?" "Nonono, I was just..." "Mr. Panda, we have the chat transcript right here." "..." "How could you, Mr. Panda? You're a Rabbi!"

Roland1232
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