AbbyNormal
S/M/DOM looking for submissive. Must like crowds. Must be endangered. No fatties.
TonytheEE
After endless negotiation, Ling Ling and Lo Pei agreed to reproduce, but only under certain conditions...
jims
I'll give you three guesses to tell me which country this comes from, but you'll only need one.
saxyman06
Having never participated in "Drive your S&M Panda to Work Day," Mr. and Mrs. Nowasaki weren't quite sure where to park...or if the smaller, sportier panda had even given consent....
maxrecline
This might sound a little racist, but I'm starting to think all Canadians look the same.
Mioljinr
Quiet! Quiet on the set! "Ling-Ling Does Bangkok 4," Scene 3, take one...ACTION!!!
Roland1232
Dear Savage Love: I'm a 22-yr-old guy with a BDSM fetish. I know you're thinking "so fucking what", but here's the thing...
Queenoflobster
You can lead dominant panda to submissive panda but you can't make it BDSM.
AndyPants
If this doesn't get these damn pandas to mate Dr Chan, I don't know what will.
pronk48
While an easier game, "Where's David Bowie" definitely brought it's own flare to the genre.
Roland1232
"Excuse me , Mr.Panda, were you here to have sex with this underage panda?" "Nonono, I was just..." "Mr. Panda, we have the chat transcript right here." "..." "How could you, Mr. Panda? You're a Rabbi!"
waty
I dunno... Michael Jackson say he meet us here with money...where that crazy fucker at?!!
deepkick
Panda's who have been sexually abused are 2.5 times more likely to abuse alcohol, and 3.8 times more likely to become addicted to drugs.
Phil
If you look at the picture with your eyes unfocussed, you can see the Statue of Liberty.
timberwolf51
Guy (in glasses): I'm looking for the panda shapped benches, have you seen any? Woman (with pink purse): No! No pandas around here.
Deffy
who gives a shit about panda yiffing when there is a goddamn lion man in the background.
HiEveryone
During the mating season, Pandas look for certain markings on their potential mates. Leather is a plus.
Tofuloaf
Gary the gimp bear had seen a lot of deviant sexual behaviour in his lifetime, but even he turned his back in disgust on Alvin's "Get your nose picked by an adolescent asian girl" fetish.
Aryon
Wow Mom look at this!!!... Lets read the label!!..... *PimpPanda and PimpPanda's Bitch sold separately*
Wembley
Special Edition Bondage Panda Bear: $2,200 Digital Camcorder: $700 Giant black dildo: $59.99 Adhesive glue, handcuffs, blindfold: $35 Making a fortune on the internet from perverts in America: Priceless There are some things that money can't
nchammer326
In order to cut down on carbon fuel emissions, the Japanese find a more conservational (and disturbingly more popular) mode of transportation
MrBillESQ
The training was arduous, yes, but entirely necessary. One false move in a REA; panda bear BDSM session could be fatal.
I-Rod
And next in this exhibition is a panda about to perform some good ol fashion cunnilingus on this innocent girl
boone
It was only a matter of time before panda bondage became common in Japanese food courts.
mmpl
Clark "Crark" Kentonawi, mild-mannered reporter by day, motherfucking placing gerbils on his penis and beating them to death with a jar of mayonnaise to produce sperm freak, by night.
Calciphoce
The poker scene from the James Bond movie, Casino Royal, somehow lost it's luster when it was Asianized.
mnemosyne23
David Cronenberg's adaptation of "The Story of O" was even more fucked up than anyone could have imagined.
keeks137
Avoiding the sex talk is one thing. Telling your kid that she was conceived when Daddy drove his panda into another, S&M panda is completely another.
aborym
In Doctor Dolittle 4, not only does Eddie Murphy save the marriage of a couple of pandas, he also plays the pandas. And everyone else in this leaked still.
waty
Overcome by the adorable nature of the pandas and her own budding curiosity, Kim declared aloud that she wanted to be in the movie too!...while her parents hoped to God nobody heard her.
Ken Buddha
A scene from "Chang Almighty," a Chinese remake of the Jim Carrey classic: Chang has to check himself as he realizes that his sexual fantasy has come true as fast as his sick mind could come up with it.
cigjonser
Jin Jin had a booger. And, well, since he'd be all up in HER holes soon enough, he thought it would be a good icebreaker.
hailslaanesh
Once I turn my glasses on to X-ray mode I will see what kinky underwear that hot chick has on. What the ?!? Oh well, I guess that is how you can tell the boy pandas from the girl pandas!
balmlb
There was such a fuss over the fornicating pandas in the lobby that not a soul noticed the deadly viper attack that was about to commence in the back room. Kim Le thought he heard something, but was quite distracted, as he could not get his glasses
namesnatcher
and when asked about the steering wheel underneath, the panda said "Yeah, its driving me nuts..."
fellasheowed
after the german panda porn exhibit, everything else seemed tame to the blaise patrons of the endangered kink expo
MrBillESQ
The training was long and arduous, yes, but for good reason. One false move during a REAL Panda Bear BDSM session could be fatal.
boydman18
At some point, we just all need to come to the consensus that the Japanese are fucked up.
smcgrady2006
How awkward can it be? i mean there you are, trying to have a spark in your conversation with your panda girlfriend, when some girl comes and pets your nose. ARE YOU ENTERTAINED?
Goldfish
...But other than that, Japan is just like America. If America was filled with sexual deviants with enough LSD in their system to drop an elephant.
IrishTerror
Yesterday, a giant sock monkey. Today, two stuffed S&M pandas. Tomorrow, Big Bird rapinga Carebear. Thanks, Cracked!
rubytuesday
With the panda population at an all-time low, drastic times called for drastic measures.
rubytuesday
Her purse poised at the ready, Cindy Chung needed a fool proof diversion, should her shop-lifting scheme succeed... but what?
ahess
It's ironic that asians have never seen a panda as they are all in America's zoos.
RNbulletsponge
As much as you might like, this section of "Pandas Gone Wild," will not be available for purchase under the athority of the San Fransisco zoo. And horny science geeks from Harvard.
RNbulletsponge
We regretfully inform you that this section of "Pandas Gone Wild" has been banned under authority of the San Fransisco zoo. and some horny science majors at Harvard U.
dr.b
....so once the zoo found out what Ping-Ping and Li-Li were into,the species was saved,to the disgust of a whole generation of freaked out school kids.
Nktalloth
Yoo bai wan Panda wight nao, yoo get sek-ond srave Panda: ABSORUTERY FWEE!!! Oh-dah nao!
CaptainSpanky
Shots rang out. The panda rebels had at last breached the gates at Disneyland China's Bestiality Brothel Pavilion. Moko and Poko would, at long last, be free.
CaptainSpanky
Shots rang out. The panda rebels had breached the gates at Disneyland China's Bestiality Brothel Pavilion. Poko and Moko would, at long last, be free.
xaoxoh
Disney is still working out the kinks on their upcoming All-panda animatronic remake of "The Rocky Horror Picture Show".
adoherty
Unable to afford costly palstic surgery, Dianne was assured by experts that this alternative would hide her prominent chin, puffy cheeks, and large ears.
blahblahname
The technicians were told to turn on the King Kong robot, so they made the seductive "Curious Georgetta"
jpsychovargas
The waters rose as Charles Darwin and The Golden Cow tried to find a way to reverse God's wrath as the children try to search for any remaining signs of their costal village.
drunkpiano
I want to make an Anchorman reference... but it wouldn't be funny or relevant. Oh well.
kingsteve14
Sure Dave the Panda enjoyed his bondage fantasies, but he was quickly moving into underage asian chicks, much to the dismay of his partner, Trish the Panda.
sls521
If you got off the phone and actually looked at me you'd see that I can rub my belly counterclockwise while I tap my head... I'm the fucking champion!!
Ranger
No wonder Panda's are endangered. For one...the Mrs. Panda all gagged up like that can't blow Mr. Panda to give him a stiffee to get the balls rolling! More Panda sex and bi-panda/curious teenaged Asian girl at: www.NeilsNotes.com For ALL your Pan
uranowsk
They actually think you are a pervert if you DON"T dress your panda in leather.
Mr_K_Twig
There are events in his past that Sexual Harassment Panda isn't very proud of.
Ranger
Don't touch my nose...get me my ball gag, and get your fat-assed Mother-in-Law off my fucking back! www.NeilsNotes.com
Treb
Mock Panda cooked American style never tastes the same, but the garnish'es are exquisite!
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