Other Craptions

Sure, a lot of the captions will focus on the clearly homosexual WOMAN, but if you'd take a moment to look closely, the MAN's lips are suspiciously full in color. Also the monkey thing.

Oddly, Bicurious George was not nearly as big a hit as the original.

The fact that they're ignoring a gigantic ape makes one wonder just what the hell they're looking at.

The Pedophilia Trojan Horse, has not yet lured any children, but surely their patience will pay off.

That's the second biggest monkey doll I've ever seen!

Get your stinkin' paws off me, you damn dirty dyke!

Somewhere there is a pissed off giant who can't get his shirt to button correctly.

Dear Penthouse Forum...

Sonny bonobo and Cher...

Across the park Paul and Dianne's eyes met for the first time. Years later they would recall fondly that there had just been something incredible between the two of them.

It always comes down to this, doesn't it? No matter how careful you are, no matter how you prepare, there is always the final problem: What do you do with the body?

Blinky was nervous about shooting nude at first, but with his tail secured around the tree and his friends nearby to support him, he was ready to bring on the camera.

Who just called me a "muffin top?" Was it you, monkey?

Trying to hide from her crazy, stalker lesbian ex-girlfriend, Sharon hoped to God the giant monkey costume was an inconspicuous enough disguise.

monkeys fling poo. Giant monkeys fling giant poo, and then become politicians

Try spanking that monkey and you really will go to hell. The hard way.

Proposed cover for "Curious George and the Amazingly Obvious Butch Lesbian"

Being retired from the circus, Bilbo the Giant Hairless Monkey had to rely on Craigslist to organize his 3-way encounters. The outcome was always a crapshoot.

Some would say that the giant monkey doll they constructed to protest the destruction of the rainforest wasn't worth the cost of the non-biodegradable button eyes or the hours of Paraguayan child labor it took to weave the cloth.

Now is the time on Sprockets when we dance.

Sadly Joe became too big for the tree and was forced to whore himself to the general public

As Mike settled down under a shady tree, some asshole said something stupid about his sister Butch, but he didn't care,... those shrooms were totally kicking in.

They were the way Harry liked them: big, soft and very hairy. So when questioned about the disappearance he cunningly used a high pitched voice and said 'I'm a lesbian for crying out loud! Why on earth would I want that monkey's testicles?'

Are the photographers on strike too?

Someone's turned marilyn manson into a monkey!

The bloodshot eyes and woozy smile? That's the booze. The giant fucking monkey? That's the LSD.

Wait till he starts flinging his feces.

As Timmy grew into adulthood, so did his sock monkey. Timmy went on to Harvard but Socko became depressed and hung out in the park with wierdos.

Fans of the original movie hated everything in the new one, from the new look for King Kong and the jungle to the decision to make Ann Darrow an incredibly unattractive lesbian

Look at him sitting there in his come-hither pose. His button eyes staring into your soul. He knows you want him. He's taunting you.

The Man in the Yellow Hat was beginning to suspect that his latest batch of acid had gone bad.

"Bet you can't fistfuck that giant sock monkey." "Betcha I can."

Yeah babe, I did play King Kong, but that was a long time ago...

Gay, Gayer, and Gayest

After a long day of terror the giant sock monkey liked to kick back in the shade with his lady. He hadn't counted on Dave showing up. This could be trouble.

What's it looking at?

Despite the positive results of the DNA test, King Kong denied ever having sex with her.

I don't know what the hell this is about, but I am sure that the japanese are somehow involved

OK, everybody look natural...

Bi-curious George

Suddenly realizing he was surrounded, Chippy reached for the gun hidden in an upper branch.

Moments before their deaths, the question, "why is there a giant monkey here" was answered in the form of a giant crying toddler barreling towards them.

and the last thing Rosie O'Donnell said was "and monkeys may fly out my butt..."

They were exactly the way Harry liked them: big, soft and very hairy. So when questioned about the disappearance he cunningly used a high pitched voice and said 'I'm a lesbian for crying out loud! Why on earth would I want that monkey's testicles?'

Rosie O'Donnell - The Early Years

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The monkey is big, but they must have gotten those shirt Buttons for his eyes from someone's shirt...That mother fucker would be big

so they are making a sequel to monkeybone

"Now Mr. Kong, show me where he touched you."