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because this picture sucks to create a decent craption and it's my birthday I wish that my craption would win as a birthday present
tj21
Sure, a lot of the captions will focus on the clearly homosexual WOMAN, but if you'd take a moment to look closely, the MAN's lips are suspiciously full in color. Also the monkey thing.
aborym
The fact that they're ignoring a gigantic ape makes one wonder just what the hell they're looking at.
Poom
The Pedophilia Trojan Horse, has not yet lured any children, but surely their patience will pay off.
keeks137
Somewhere there is a pissed off giant who can't get his shirt to button correctly.
AceJustice
Across the park Paul and Dianne's eyes met for the first time. Years later they would recall fondly that there had just been something incredible between the two of them.
JewelsVern
It always comes down to this, doesn't it? No matter how careful you are, no matter how you prepare, there is always the final problem: What do you do with the body?
omgtehlindsay
Blinky was nervous about shooting nude at first, but with his tail secured around the tree and his friends nearby to support him, he was ready to bring on the camera.
Stonesfan
Trying to hide from her crazy, stalker lesbian ex-girlfriend, Sharon hoped to God the giant monkey costume was an inconspicuous enough disguise.
namesnatcher
monkeys fling poo. Giant monkeys fling giant poo, and then become politicians
mnemosyne23
Some would say that the giant monkey doll they constructed to protest the destruction of the rainforest wasn't worth the cost of the non-biodegradable button eyes or the hours of Paraguayan child labor it took to weave the cloth.
pizzamogul
Being retired from the circus, Bilbo the Giant Hairless Monkey had to rely on Craigslist to organize his 3-way encounters. The outcome was always a crapshoot.
smcgrady2006
Sadly Joe became too big for the tree and was forced to whore himself to the general public
Chamale
Suddenly realizing he was surrounded, Chippy reached for the gun hidden in an upper branch.
namesnatcher
and the last thing Rosie O'Donnell said was "and monkeys may fly out my butt..."
cigjonser
Despite the positive results of the DNA test, King Kong denied ever having sex with her.
Hudexter
Moments before their deaths, the question, "why is there a giant monkey here" was answered in the form of a giant crying toddler barreling towards them.
waty
As Mike settled down under a shady tree, some asshole said something stupid about his sister Butch, but he didn't care,... those shrooms were totally kicking in.
chetzer
The Man in the Yellow Hat was beginning to suspect that his latest batch of acid had gone bad.
IrishTerror
Look at him sitting there in his come-hither pose. His button eyes staring into your soul. He knows you want him. He's taunting you.
Gene_Puddle
They were the way Harry liked them: big, soft and very hairy. So when questioned about the disappearance he cunningly used a high pitched voice and said 'I'm a lesbian for crying out loud! Why on earth would I want that monkey's testicles?'
Vimmy
The bloodshot eyes and woozy smile? That's the booze. The giant fucking monkey? That's the LSD.
Damborg
Fans of the original movie hated everything in the new one, from the new look for King Kong and the jungle to the decision to make Ann Darrow an incredibly unattractive lesbian
vasrchr
As Timmy grew into adulthood, so did his sock monkey. Timmy went on to Harvard but Socko became depressed and hung out in the park with wierdos.
KaiserWilhelm
I don't know what the hell this is about, but I am sure that the japanese are somehow involved
kingsteve14
After a long day of terror the giant sock monkey liked to kick back in the shade with his lady. He hadn't counted on Dave showing up. This could be trouble.
G-Diddy
Upon connecting the mind reading device to Ling, they were able to conclude that NO, she really would not be loving them long time.
Deffy
As the monkey sat back contemplating life... he realized something... he had fucking buttons for eyes...
AceJustice
No matter how many times David Bowie changes his look, those crazy, mismatched eyes always stay the same.
peepshowmopguy
San Francisco Zoo officials were pissed when they found out how big they had to make the cage for their new primate.
mmpl
SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: Don't touch or smoke these cigarettes, they're mine! I soaked them in hallucinates.For my personal date rape use only.
crusel832
Bobo and Gwen refused to make eye contact. Neither one could remember last night's events, but somehow they knew...
WhiteMike
By editing his own "Monkeysphere" article, author David Wong was able to include his most controversial analogy yet: "If a giant, 15 foot tall monkey went on a rampage and killed an ugly lesbian, and viciously threw feces at a man wearing purple, wou
aborym
Whether you're looking for your soul mate, a prime mate, or just a great date, TRUE will help you find exactly what, and who, you're looking for.
mmpl
"Dr.Phil, we all know you and your inconspicuous secret identity of Mr.Monkey are one and the same person. God man, leave Britney alone!"
gene
Hey big monkey look out!!! There's a mean lookin' lesbo and a guy with lipstick surrounding you. Oh man, I think she's gonna attack! Run big gigantic monkey!!!
omgtehlindsay
The Theory of Evolution became scientific law with the discovery of the final "missing link" between monkeys and humans.
Roland1232
The stuffed monkey was just enough to distract the grizzly lesbian as the poachers loaded their tranquilizer guns.
Roland1232
What's for dinner, stuffed monkey AGAIN? Finish it and you can have a frozen dyke for dessert.
Brearkey
Creation science teachers intervene as pupil overhears rumour of evolution: " Now show us on the doll where Darwin touched your heart."
Queenoflobster
The scientists were stunned to see the genetically engineered banana come walking towards the monkey, it wasn't time for lunch for five minutes.
pizzamogul
"Aren't those YOUR monkeybars?" Pat knew after a few more minutes of egging him on like that, Washoo would become enraged and begin flinging his giant poo at the kids.
tattcat
After months of study and research, scientist at CalTech can finally confirm what they've accepted all along: fat chicks love monkies.
yettigod2
George wouldn't be so cocky about his chances on MTV's NEXT if he had known that he forgot to put his colored contacts in both eyes......
Wellby
Over-Sized Sock Monkey: $23.18 Obscenely Butch Lesbian: $18.62 Some Guy in a Purple Shirt: $46.76 Creating the Perfect Craption Picture: Priceless
pointsman
1837: Charles Darwin discovers that humans evolved from primates over millions of years. 2008: Humanity discovers, to it's horror, that LSD reserves this process in approximately six minutes.
tomcoug
the only friends raggedy ann and king kongs love child could find was a small town lesbian couple
Ken Buddha
They say "monkey see, monkey do." This monkey, however, having BMW hood ornaments where its eyes should have been, ain't seen nothing', so he ain't doin't shit.
teriyakisause
The monkey is big, but they must have gotten those shirt Buttons for his eyes from someone's shirt...That mother fucker would be big
GenePuddle
They were exactly the way Harry liked them: big, soft and very hairy. So when questioned about the disappearance he cunningly used a high pitched voice and said 'I'm a lesbian for crying out loud! Why on earth would I want that monkey's testicles?'
tomcoug
the love child of raggedy ann and king kong always had trouble finding friends so sat under a tree lookin on at the cool kids
kanelstrejf
"Kids, this is just a replica, but if you DO meet a huge ass chimp you must kill it, skin it and tie it to a tree!"
crayola5150
Researchers look on in disgust as the silverback shoves another banana up his ass though the female is obviously receptive
KillerRabbit
Side affects may include bloating, hair covering your entire body, eye deformation, and the possibility of a lot of attention from dykes.
MuscleMilk
After showing the 12 ft. tall monkey who had the bigger dick, Rosie O'Donnell lights up a smoke. 'Twas a job well done.
prismacolor2
Hurry, let's get this thing deflated and into our green Subaru Forester before anyone notices
Random240
How much you wanna bet somehow this will turn into a reported sasquach sighting?
nuro
College: where its OK to dress up like rambo, wear lip gloss, and play with giant, gay monkey's
Random240
How much do you want to bet somehow this will get reported as a sasquach sighting?
TheCalmSpaz
Bush was so proud of his plan to frame the Middle East for having Monkeys of Mass Destruction, he placed two of his top advisers on the guard detail.
kuudou
Yeah you heard that? You better choke up that dope before you piss off our boss here.
Nktalloth
This is my monkey. I'm going to spank my monkey right here, in front of you all, and there's not a GODDAMN THING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT.
jsbutters
Brendon Frasier was estatic to find out one of his movies finally had a porno spinoff title. The result: Monkeyboner
mcalfie
bobo's come hither stare never failed to charm, well at least it charmed the butch fucking lesbians...
Tlak
Louise and Henry were meant for each other. There was only one thing in their way. One giant, stupid thing.
blahblahname
The technicians were told to turn on the King Kong robot, so they made the seductive "Curious Georgetta"
vasrchr
Photo of the love child of Michael Stipe and Sinead O'Connor relaxing in the park before the start of the Berkeley R.E.M. concert.
blahblahname
The technicians were told to turn on the huge mechanical King Kong. If this sexy specimen of primate won't do it then nothing will.
stonewar
It weirding me out that I recognise Buttons the giant sock monkey (actually made of burlap) now I can't come up with a craption. oh well, I will credit his creator sappymoosetree.com She actually sell his fleas. I have four.
generalgoods
Dale didn't care about disaster - he just wanted to be among the first to loot.
Ranger
Bubbles the chimp needs a cigarette after having been taking from behind by Michael Jackson (seen here guarded by fat lesbian to the right)! www.NeilsNotes.com
debasser
The giant monkey Piñata had to be lowered in order to be stuffed with beer cans to accommodate our white trash cousins.
jer
to symbolize her desire to stop "monkeying around" rosie odonell tied a giant ape to a tree in protest
ninthkeys
Clearly a victim of gang-related beatings, Socks planned to rip their hearts out.
iamawesome
Offer from Ebay...Giant Monkey doll...play with it do what you want with it, but don't leave it with your kids at night.
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